Aug 16, 2011 23:50
- 23:50 Tweets for Today j.mp/rceDdc #
- 09:09 @ EmmaK67 I hope you left the blinds as you found them. #
- 09:12 Tuesday and it's still going to be a great week. Despite the orange/grapefruit juice debacle of yesterday. #
- 09:13 @ caitlinmoran @popjustice Has she got time? What with the Kabalah and the erm, adopting and that? #
- 10:38 Apparently it's #OfficialJLSDay and to celebrate, I'm off down to Boots to write my name on a load of condoms. #
- 11:47 @ iainlee Some speccy nerd.. Probably called Colin. #
- 11:47 Esquire's have opened a new coffee house round the corner.. Any good? Anyone been to one? ANSWER ME NOW!!! #
- 11:47 I might start a new podcast answering people's emails and call it "Bugger off". #
- 11:48 And on THAT bombshell. #
- 12:18 Holy CHRIST when did building work get so expensive? £30,000 for an extension?! WHAT IN THE HOLY HELL?! #
- 12:22 All I want is an extension and maybe the bathroom redoing, I don't want to spend 342632462340 doing it. BAH! #
- 12:53 I'm certainly enjoying my nonstop summer of #phonehacking and #UKRiots what a delightful sandwich. #
- 13:28 Am I the only person left watching Show me the Funny? #
- 15:29 @ russelltovey I genuinely think we're the only two people still watching that, and I'm only just half watching it on ITV Player. #
- 15:57 I've dropped a bag of itching powder somewhere.. If you find it, please do let me know. Thanks. #
- 16:04 @ davidarmand Thats the last time you're invited to your neighbours coffee morning then. #
- 17:14 @ YouRuddyGuys Pity he wasn't Indian, they it could have been (Get ready..) a sitar and run.. HAHAHAHA! #
- 17:16 Sitar and run. Seriously, stick a fork in me, I'm done. #
- 17:25 @ pennjillette He's a bit of a dick at the best of times. #
- 19:07 @ rebeccasbrain I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you! :) #
- 19:12 @ rebeccasbrain You won't have to. That much I can tell you. #
- 19:42 @ serafinowicz You are SUCH a show-off. I was so poor I had to make do with pager porn. #
- 19:57 @ EmmaK67 @sueperkins Cakes! Cakes!! Cakes!!! #
- 20:57 @ HelenaLee1 Eww! #
- 21:11 @ HelenaLee1 It would have been MUCH worse if you'd have seen the Spanish horror movie "Slugs" #
- 21:47 @ iainlee is off his tits and tripping like it's 1996, why not follow him for LOLS.. #
- 21:50 For legal reasons I must point out that @iainlee is tripping off his tits on prescribed Zomig and nothing dodgy. I thank you. #
- 21:51 But he did buy some medication for his horse, and I don't think that @iainlee has a horse. He ain't no Katie Jordan. #
- 22:00 @ iainlee is currently coming across like a cross between that 1950's BBC guy who took LSD onscreen and Oliver Reed on After Dark. #
- 22:03 @ MrPeterWood @EmmaK67 @bengoldacre Do we really NEED BBC Alba?? #
- 23:43 t.co/x2iOgbD that's for @gracedent it is shocking! #
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