Tweets for Today

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• 00:00 Tweets for Today j.mp/mWdhME #
• 09:18 And a very good morning to you. New jeans. Don't like them. Buy in haste etc. Won't be wearing them again. Bleh. #
• 10:12 Top button undone.. Can breath again. #
• 11:34 Come on everyone.. Group hug! #
• 11:36 Google+ invite anyone? #
• 11:37 @ steelrattus Not really.. Westfield has got two lots of barriers around it, other than that, we're on a quiet side street here.. #
• 11:39 @ steelrattus Oh doh.. Yes, yes it is. I guess people have given up on it or are waiting till it "works" #
• 12:57 LET'S DO THE SHOW RIGHT HERE! #
• 12:57 Actually, lets not. #
• 13:07 George Harrison had a cellar where he used to shoot ponies, just to hear them scream. #beatlesfacts #
• 13:08 If you play "Set on You" backwards you can just hear the gunshot and pony screams, 7" only. #beatlesfacts #
• 13:16 @ DougieAndo Looters EH! #
• 13:19 The urge for me to walk up to random strangers and yell "WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW?!!" in their faces is almost too much these days. #
• 13:19 Try it, it's terribly good fun. #
• 13:20 @ hellokayko Don't you mean massive McChav? #
• 13:20 @ Rob_McCallum WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW?!! #
• 14:24 @ tonypaulway Shit, the street price of those little pens is going to plummet! I'm getting rid of mine now! #
• 14:34 Ohh Bernard Hill is in doing a VO... #
• 16:27 Listening to - Iain Lee's 'Set the Agenda Variety 2' - Part 3 ~~ Iain Lee's 'Set the Agenda Variety 2' - Part 3 #nowplaying #
• 16:30 Oops.. #
• 19:03 I'm watching Adele's iTunes concert. Isn't she LOVELY? #
• 19:06 Youth of London, stop rioting, Gamu was NOT deported! Move on, we've still got Cher Lloyd. Oh, shit. #LondonRiots #
• 20:26 3 weeks without the News of the World and look what happens. HAPPY NOW??! #
• 20:27 @ EmmaK67 They don't care Emma. If it was Knghtsbridge maybe they would. It's pitiful. #
• 20:28 @ AbsoluteIainLee I'll download mine via dodgy torrent on Wednesday. #
• 20:32 @ jessiejofficial because the greedy little swine want, want, want. And they want it now. #
• 20:35 Maybe the Mayans had a point? #
• 20:43 @ MrsLRCooper it's pitiful. We need to borrow some water cannons from the French. #
• 20:48 @ robertpopper oh bloody hell man. Spoilers!! I'm sky plussing this to watch later. #
• 20:50 It is nice to see Cameron still taking advice from Rupert Murdoch though. #londonriots #
• 20:54 @ Eloise_C Where's Andre when you need him? #
• 21:08 @ Tones_Cafe it was kicking off in Harlesden earlier, might pop down and get me a free Burger King. #
• 21:09 These thugs aren't going to face any consequences. The prisons are full, where are they going to put them??! Slap on the wrist? #
• 21:11 Fuck off Diane Abbot. This isn't anything to do with Mark Duggan anymore you idiot. #
• 21:12 @ EmmaK67 it's a carpet warehouse according to the BBC. #
• 21:12 @ Tones_Cafe no change there then. #
• 21:13 No it's ok people, the met police are asking parents to get in touch with their kids. We are going to be ok.. #
• 21:16 RT @Aisleyne1 All of this is in the Bible... The book of Revelation. Is it? Don't remember it mentioning Croydon? #
• 23:09 @ Herring1967 doing fine, they've put barriers arounds Westfield to outwit the rioters. #
• 23:24 Sod off you old biddy. #englishinsults #

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