Stolen from
sumatrae, as it is too good not to share.
To the minotaur who lives above me I can relate to the guy, as a friend of mine used to share a wall with a gnollish couple who lived in the apartment next door. Admittedly I never actually saw them, so we just assumed they were gnolls based on the sounds of cackling, hyenalike laughter and loud bestial coitus that emanated from their apartment at all hours of the day and night. Anyway, this raises the question:
Poll Won't you be my neighbor? Feel free to share your reasoning in the comments, as well as what your last choice would be, and whether or not it feels better to admit how bigoted you are deep down.