I got this career matchmaker thingy from
thebookofmeg.
Step 1: Go to
http://www.careercruising.com/.
Step 2: Put in Username: nycareers, Password: landmark.
Step 3: Take their "Career Matchmaker" questions.
Step 4: Post the results
1. Environmental Consultant
2. Forensics Specialist (HECK YES! Forensic Files, here I come!)
3. Pharmacologist (does taking half the dispensary qualify me for this one?)
4. Air Traffic Controller (... O_o )
5. Cartographer
6. Astronomer
7. Conservator
8. Meteorologist (I predict that today will be hot and sunny)
9. Environmental Engineer
10. Chemist (Wanna see what happens when you put acetone on a pile of chromic acid?)
11. Writer (I'm gonna be a PAPERBACK WRIIII-TERRRR!)
12. Medical Lab Tech
13. GIS Specialist (Already certified!)
14. Translator
15. Communications Specialist
16. Pharmacy Technician (do I get a discount on my prescriptions?)
17. Print Journalist (tried it at CLU, hated it)
18. Microbiologist
19. Explosives Specialist (YES! I make stuff go boom!)
20. Market Research Analyst
21. Critic
22. Physicist (I'd have to take another calculus class. NO.)
23. Oceanographer
24. Biomedical Engineer
25. Botanist (We can study plants together, Tina!)
26. Anthropologist (... I don't like people.)
27. Helicopter Pilot (Mountain? What moun- AAAAAAH!)
28. Pilot (see #27)
29. Biologist
30. Marine Biologist (one kelp, two kelp...)
31. Zoologist
32. Biological Tech
33. Veterinary Technician (where are they getting all this medical stuff from?)
34. Historian (I want to wear my fedora and have people call me Dr. Jones for this one)
35. Computer Trainer
36. Cartoonist / Comic Illustrator (AHAHAHAHAHA)
37. Electrician (Not with a VNS in me)
38. Fashion Designer (This season, it's all about hot pink and lavender!)
39. Optical / Ophthalmic Lab Technician (Better one, or better two?)
40. Musical Instrument Builder and Repairer
I found this highly amusing.