double washroom threat

[linkkk]

So I'm waiting to get into the men's bathroom at Moonbeam cafe in Kensington, the door is locked for some reason even though there's a stall AND a urinal in there, then all of a sudden I hear the toilet flush and the door opens shortly after. This chick walks out and gives me this look, it was kind of an awkward "I'm coming out of the wrong gendered bathroom, sorry" look and I'm thinkin "no big deal, i've used the women's washroom before in tight situations when the men's is held up" but then I walk in and it hits me. This huge waft of shit smell, like a slap in the face. I then realized that the look she gave me wasn't the "oops im in the wrong bathroom look" it was the "oops I took a massive shit and you're seconds away from smelling it" look LOL

*furthermore, to the people i still haven't sent out xmas letters to, you'll be getting late new years letters soon i think. or perhaps they'll be valentines themed i dunno, its way too late to justify writing holiday themed letters now but i still want to get em out to y'all so ya