Oh Fuck Me

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Why must I be me?

Why?

Why?

Why?

I was talking to my friend online and I was telling him about how I was/am on a warpath between homework/tests/money/buying gifts/making gifts/baking cookies and that I am greatly sleep deprived. I was all..."I have no time and I just want to collapse on something soft and

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what's up?

[thebanished]

hey friend! it's good to hear from you. you haven't commented in a while. for a moment i almost thought you forgot about us. that would've been sad. i probably would've cried. alas, you didnt, so i needn't worry. you were close with the age though. i'm 15. i can understand why you got confused though. you know, they both have a 5 in them, so i guess someone with a small mind could mix them up. i probably am a fucking bitch though. actually, not fucking...i dont tend to fuck anything...but the bitch part is right. volleyball isn't a real sport? now, there, i think i have to differ with you. if that isn't a real sport, what is? hm...final fantasies...i guess they could be gay if playing them made me become attracted to members of the same sex....it's possible...not probable...but possible. however, even if you do like any of these things, you won't admit it just to spite me. i bet i could say that i like television and you'd come back and be all like "oh my god you're a humping whore. television is so gay! my grandma watches that!" hm...let's test you. i like tv and i wear clothing.
talk to you later, my anonymous friend. i'll miss you.

Re: what's up?

[thebanished]

i wear clothes to. WOW!!! we have something in common. see this is what i like about talking to you guys... u have no fucking lives and small brains... do u check ashleys thing everyday.. hate to break it to u but that is very sad. i check it to bother people like u.. :) don't worry i will talk to u soon like u asked. we will be great buddies and we will talk all the time.... wait, ur an idiot. i don't want to spend my time talking to u. so finally, get rid of the video games, play a "real" sport, and start doing things that mean something. don't sit in ur house like a prisioner... it will fuck up your brain.

Peace.

Have a healthy and happy day,

Anonymous friend

Re: what's up?

[thebanished]

oh come on, anonymous friend, you know you want to talk to me all the time. don't deny it. who says i sit in my house like a prisoner? you're a very honest friend and i apprectiate that. although, you should brush up on your grammar because you suck at it. and by putting the quotes around real, you imply the opposite of the meaning of the word, therefore telling me to play a fake sport. so i will! and since you consider volleyball a fake sport, i shall continue to play it, at the same time heeding your words.

as always, thank you for your excellent advice

you're truly good friend

Voltaire