Tales from the underblog

[link007]

Tonight, I decided to bite the bullet and become one of the cool kids. I went to Hot Topic and got hip to all the latest teenage trends. Including this whole emo thing.
So in order to gain popularity in the blogosphere I decided to go from THIS:

Comments

[emd]

I saw this, & it made me just wanna shout, "damn! thats one emo jew.", just like the black mommas in the movies. & then, I scrolled down & saw your emo-fication. it was funny.

[link007]

I went to see the nutty professor in a black theatre with much screaming.

Also, I didn't knows Jews could be emo, but I guess I proved myself wrong!

[emd]

well i hear that if anyone could defy the laws of mankind, it'd be you.

[link007]

You are correct!

Also, who told you these mystical truths?

[emd]

Will Turner.

[link007]

That bitch! I'll have his head.