30 in 30.. ALL 30 rolled up into one
A funny convo with cuya
D J cuYa: lol that thing sux
lynXij: ?
D J cuYa: on your profile
D J cuYa: =P
lynXij: oh
D J cuYa: the beats pretty cool though
lynXij: you wouldn't understand it
D J cuYa: lol
D J cuYa: yeah i know
D J cuYa: i guess thats why
lynXij: its fucking hilarious
lynXij: if you know the game
D J cuYa: i bet
D J cuYa: what game is it from?
lynXij: ns
D J cuYa: nigga what?
lynXij: nigga sex
D J cuYa: sick
D J cuYa: i hate beastiality
lynXij: wtf?
D J cuYa: what/
lynXij: are you
lynXij: home
lynXij: or at your dads
D J cuYa: mommies
D J cuYa: i was at my dads
D J cuYa: for a sec
lynXij: no happy fathers day?
D J cuYa: oh shit!
D J cuYa: i knew i forgot something
lynXij: damn
lynXij: youre fired from the son list
lynXij: expect coal for your bday
D J cuYa: he cant fire me!
D J cuYa: i quit!
D J cuYa: i dont expect shit
D J cuYa: lol
lynXij: lies
D J cuYa: except maybe like half a grand
lynXij: lol
lynXij: see
D J cuYa: lol im playin
D J cuYa: i dont curr
lynXij: lies
lynXij: I do
D J cuYa: you WOULD!
D J cuYa: =P
lynXij: its the one time you get free stuff
D J cuYa: gahaha
D J cuYa: well i dont get him shit
lynXij: wait you get christmas
D J cuYa: i dont expect to get shit
lynXij: i dont
lynXij: so I have one day
lynXij: it better fucking own
D J cuYa: Christmas?
lynXij: yeah
lynXij: you get shit
D J cuYa: you got 8 days nigga
D J cuYa: we got one
D J cuYa: or nine
lynXij: I dont light any candles
D J cuYa: i forget
lynXij: racist
D J cuYa: shut up jew
lynXij: 8
lynXij: know your jew
lynXij: you fake jew
D J cuYa: shuttup
D J cuYa: you killed jesus
lynXij: moses would be disgraced
lynXij: I know
lynXij: I liked it
lynXij: I ate him
D J cuYa: fuck you!
lynXij: with fava beans
D J cuYa: lol
lynXij: he came back to life though
lynXij: it kinda hurt
lynXij: ass was aching
lynXij: for like
lynXij: a day
D J cuYa: yeah
D J cuYa: he came back to life
D J cuYa: thats crazy
lynXij: he floated on the toilet water
lynXij: i was like
lynXij: damn
D J cuYa: that was the craziest part in the book
lynXij: yeah man
lynXij: its like harry potter
D J cuYa: that was like a bestseller
D J cuYa: fosho
lynXij: harry potter can outmagic jesus
D J cuYa: the bible has taught me
D J cuYa: that its all the jews fault
lynXij: really?
lynXij: the bible is half jewish
D J cuYa: lol no im kidding
D J cuYa: niggers too
lynXij: neg
lynXij: no niggers back then
D J cuYa: neg?
D J cuYa: er?
lynXij: negative
lynXij: the niggers came later
lynXij: like
lynXij: the sequel
lynXij: bible 2
D J cuYa: yeah
D J cuYa: the black bible
lynXij: like barbershop 2
D J cuYa: qu ran
lynXij: lmao
lynXij: thats the terrorist version
D J cuYa: yeah i know
lynXij: BIBLE: TERROR EDITION
D J cuYa: jesus is the most quoted prophet
D J cuYa: thats weird
lynXij: bush loves the quran
D J cuYa: i know huh?
D J cuYa: he studies that shit
D J cuYa: he can get their tactics down
lynXij: he learns words from it
lynXij: like TERR
D J cuYa: yeah
D J cuYa: and bombsite2
lynXij: yeah
lynXij: "OMFG YOU NUBS RUSH BOMB SITE 2"
lynXij: "YES MR PRESIDENT"
D J cuYa: i heard that
lynXij: yep
lynXij: thats how baghdad got taken down
D J cuYa: then he showed us his driver
D J cuYa: omg
D J cuYa: i wanna see that movie
lynXij: a successful cs rush
D J cuYa: whats the movie?
D J cuYa: by michael moore?
lynXij: farhenheit
lynXij: 911
D J cuYa: yeah
lynXij: so good
lynXij: see the trailer?
D J cuYa: that looks awesome
D J cuYa: heck yeah!!!
lynXij: OMG MAN
lynXij: the end
D J cuYa: omgosh
lynXij: with the golf
D J cuYa: YAH!H!H!!!!
lynXij: so funny
D J cuYa: HAHAHAHAH!!!
lynXij: i was crying
D J cuYa: that was AWESOME!!
lynXij: comes out soon
D J cuYa: i cant wait
lynXij: bush's approval rating will drop
D J cuYa: my idols gonna have his own movie
lynXij: michael jackson?
D J cuYa: no
D J cuYa: bush
lynXij: lies
D J cuYa: really!
D J cuYa: unless jackson looks more like bush
D J cuYa: i mean his makeup is all fucked right?
D J cuYa: i wouldn't be surprised
D J cuYa: i think hes melting
lynXij: jackson = marlon waynes in white chicks
D J cuYa: omg yes
D J cuYa: marlon waynes = nigger
D J cuYa: jackson = confused
D J cuYa: im not racist
lynXij: theyre ugly
D J cuYa: the truth is
lynXij: i wouldn't do them
D J cuYa: well of course you wouldn't
D J cuYa: youre not down witht he pink chocolate
lynXij: pink chocolate'/
lynXij: rofl
D J cuYa: for sure!
lynXij: never taste the pink chocolate
lynXij: its poison
lynXij: and dirty
D J cuYa: hell yeah!
D J cuYa: its NOTHING like chocolate
D J cuYa: its like....
D J cuYa: armpit
lynXij: yes
D J cuYa: and swamp
D J cuYa: with malaria
lynXij: swamp water
lynXij: !
D J cuYa: yeah
lynXij: your so dirty
D J cuYa: you're*
lynXij: you gush swamp water bitch
lynXij: yes
lynXij: youre
D J cuYa: *'re
lynXij: apostrophes
lynXij: are for msword
D J cuYa: where's your apostrophization?!
lynXij: its with my castration
D J cuYa: poor thing...
lynXij: yes
D J cuYa: do you miss it?
lynXij: kinda
lynXij: its in a jar
lynXij: I salt pickles in it
D J cuYa: it tastes best like that
lynXij: someone reached for the wrong pickle once
D J cuYa: salty dick
lynXij: kinda hurt
D J cuYa: hahaha like if you took richard
lynXij: like the english food
lynXij: spotted dick
lynXij: richard?
D J cuYa: and you saw him swimming in a beach
D J cuYa: you could call him salty dick
lynXij: aj
lynXij: ah
lynXij: yes
lynXij: dick tracy
D J cuYa: root word "trace"
lynXij: salted dick tracy
D J cuYa: amen.
lynXij: omg that terrorist left a salted dick trace
lynXij: from the ocean to his beachside hoose
lynXij: house
lynXij: *
D J cuYa: why did they do that?
D J cuYa: dude youre making me soooo jewish....
lynXij: cuz they murdered nicole simpson
lynXij: youre making me jewish
lynXij: shalom
D J cuYa: dont make me jewish!
D J cuYa: i dont like feeling useless
lynXij: ill make you jewish if i want
D J cuYa: =D
D J cuYa: do i offend you?
lynXij: sometimes
D J cuYa: oh
D J cuYa: *sad violin song*
D J cuYa: suck it up bitch
lynXij: +smallest
D J cuYa: heres a glove
lynXij: OMG
lynXij: niko
D J cuYa: what/
lynXij: has a pacific theatre
lynXij: visor
lynXij: it says
D J cuYa: ?
lynXij: "MADE IN PHILLOPINES"
lynXij: and he's like
lynXij: MY COUSIN MADE THIS!
D J cuYa: lololz
D J cuYa: hes my cousin too
lynXij: lies
D J cuYa: the phillippines is one family
D J cuYa: we all come from the same great grandmother
lynXij: wear you all share a giant bowl of the ham food
D J cuYa: and two great grandfathers
D J cuYa: yeah
D J cuYa: its called "the jew"
lynXij: no
lynXij: its called
D J cuYa: ?
lynXij: adobo
D J cuYa: thats tagalog
D J cuYa: for
D J cuYa: "the jew"
lynXij: it tasts like
lynXij: bald men
D J cuYa: thats why its an oxymoron when you have "pork adobo"
lynXij: big bald men from first level bosses of old nes video games
D J cuYa: cuz it would be "pork jew"
lynXij: JEW PORK!
D J cuYa: omg
D J cuYa: adobo!
lynXij: ADOBO!
D J cuYa: hes a villain
lynXij: just like the real adobo
D J cuYa: it is
D J cuYa: it robs your heart
lynXij: the villain of HEALTHY EATING
D J cuYa: of bloodflow
lynXij: double dragon = white blood cells
D J cuYa: oh pleez
D J cuYa: they cant do shit to cholesterol
D J cuYa: no wonder ive never beaten the game
lynXij: rofl
lynXij: youre suppossed to do the code
D J cuYa: oh
D J cuYa: open heart surgery?
lynXij: yes
lynXij: up up
lynXij: down down
lynXij: cut cut
lynXij: slash slash
lynXij: ba start
D J cuYa: wow
lynXij: then stich it up
lynXij: and you get infinite lives
D J cuYa: thats what michael jackson was looking for
D J cuYa: the infinite lives code....
lynXij: dont tell him
lynXij: omg
lynXij: he'll rape more boys
lynXij: with it
D J cuYa: what with the code?
lynXij: yes
lynXij: he'll live forever
lynXij: and do the peterpan thing
D J cuYa: then he can give them the infinite lives code
lynXij: and steal little boys in the middle of the night
D J cuYa: and they can be raped into eternity
lynXij: taking them to the "north star"
D J cuYa: the gray bandit
D J cuYa: because hes black and white of course
lynXij: the grey hermaphrodite
D J cuYa: i dont really think he has pink chocolate
lynXij: I think he has the italian sausage AND The pink chocolate
lynXij: only its more grey
D J cuYa: thats disgusting
D J cuYa: like a baboon
lynXij: A BABOONS ASS
D J cuYa: i love your wit my jewish friend
D J cuYa: i pray that our religions may harmonize and we may share jerusalem
lynXij: fuck you
lynXij: I got the contract
D J cuYa: fuck jew!
lynXij: I own the property
lynXij: Ill show you my deed
D J cuYa: jesus 0wnz jew
lynXij: the jew deed
lynXij: jesus = jew
D J cuYa: you killed him!
lynXij: neg
lynXij: romans
lynXij: we just paid them
D J cuYa: you killed the only important one
D J cuYa: i want to go clubbin
D J cuYa: youre a boner freaker
D J cuYa: thats awesome
lynXij: boner freaker?
D J cuYa: yeah
D J cuYa: when you freak
D J cuYa: you sausage goes all ball park
D J cuYa: it plumps when you cook it
lynXij: lmao
lynXij: depends
lynXij: on girl
lynXij: and how hot
D J cuYa: oh right
D J cuYa: omg this is so sad
D J cuYa wants to directly connect.
D J cuYa is now directly connected.
D J cuYa:
lynXij: ROFL
lynXij: ROFL
lynXij: THEY FELL
lynXij: ROFL
lynXij: the bird is like
lynXij: WTF MEIGHT
D J cuYa: that suxks!!!
lynXij: in the 3rd pic
D J cuYa: that makes me sad
lynXij: man
lynXij: i should pshop
D J cuYa: what if you were that mom?
lynXij: "WTF MEIGHT"
lynXij: I would be like
lynXij: WTF MEIGHT
D J cuYa: lololz
lynXij: hey
lynXij: does the green goblin
lynXij: come out
lynXij: in spidey 2
D J cuYa: naw
D J cuYa: hobby is coming though
D J cuYa: that sucks
D J cuYa: fuck hobby
D J cuYa: i want venom!!
lynXij: hobby?
D J cuYa: hobgoblin
lynXij: hes dead?
D J cuYa: no
D J cuYa: green is dead
D J cuYa: hobgoblin is gonna be his son
lynXij: no
lynXij: wait
lynXij: hob goblin was the father?
lynXij: green was the son?
lynXij: did they change that for the movie?
lynXij: or am I just stupid?
D J cuYa: no no
D J cuYa: green was the father
lynXij: weird
D J cuYa: hob was the son
lynXij: both suck
D J cuYa: i know
D J cuYa: i want venom!!!
lynXij: its all about the real villains
lynXij: the lizard
D J cuYa: and carnage
lynXij: carnage sucks
D J cuYa: fuck you
lynXij: venom rocks
D J cuYa: doppleganger too
lynXij: hmm
lynXij: the guy with the belt?
D J cuYa: naw venom and spidey vs carnage
D J cuYa: no o
D J cuYa: doppleganger is the freak spiderman
lynXij: oh
lynXij: yeah
lynXij: at the end
lynXij: iliked dr morbius
lynXij: and when spideys cells were unstable
lynXij: and he turned to manspider
D J cuYa: eew
D J cuYa: thats so corny
lynXij: !
D J cuYa: and he sees the fucking xmen
lynXij: and with blade
lynXij: tes
lynXij: yes
lynXij: xmen own
D J cuYa: VENOM!!
D J cuYa: i want him
D J cuYa: hes so hott
D J cuYa: i want his symbiotic body on me
lynXij: i like spidey
lynXij: with the symbiot
lynXij: better
D J cuYa: yeah
D J cuYa: hes not ugly
D J cuYa: hes like a black guy in the night
lynXij: we should post that convo
lynXij: it was funny