Brenda's First Drunken Experience

Nov 12, 2006 00:35

Tonight was good. Well, it started off pretty shitty, but it got better. This morning I woke up at 1030, and I was suppose to start work at 1100. Rush Rush Rush as usual. I get to work on time, and then I head over to 7/11 for the newspaper and phone money. I buy a $15 phone card, and then I end up losing it on the walk across the street to the restraunt. Right then and There I Knew it was going to be a bad day. Cosmo was a decent read though, so that was okay. Work - well it was slow and boring as usual. The drunk guy came in and was sober, so he tipped me alright. After work I head back to 7/11 for another phone card - this time a $25 one. Its pretty gay - I spent $40 on phone cards today and only have $25 in my account. Whatever.

So I get home and do nothing. Then 630 rolls around and I get into the shower so that I don't smell like ass at Lisa's birthday party (she's 1 now, awe) Mom and dad yell at me, and are like hurry up. I tell them to leave without me, and that I will take my car to the place (which is 3 blocks away) but then dad says something like 'What? Let her take her car so she can smoke in it?'... So then I'm pissed and say 'Just leave. I'll walk there.' Mom calls me from the car while I'm straightening my hair, and I told her to leave and that I would walk, and then I hung up on her, but then she called again and told me to get to the car and that I wasn't going to walk at night. Fine. Whatever.

I get to the restraunt. It is like, 700 now, and the only people there are me, Brenda, and Barbara. We sit. Eat. Do some little girls hair. I discover that the computer deleted ALL of the songs off of my iPod. Greatness I know. Thats about 900 songs and 5 movies lost. All I have now is Louise Attaque (which is actually pretty cool.) And Then we peace out to Alyssa's shindig.

Lets get this straight - Brenda has never been drunk before. Ever. So I take her to Alyssa's, where everyone is basically plastered out of their faces. It's actually quite funny being sober at a party like that. Anyways, I got Brenda Drunk. Finally. According to Walker her drink count was 7 hard shots. I counted 12, but then again I just count servings, despite what kind of alcohol it is. Brenda is quite drunk, and talkative. I'm pretty sure she had a good time. I'm awesome - I know. Anyways, Pizza arrives, I have a slice, then peace out. Get back to the restraunt - Brenda being the most talkative person ever - and then leave again after she makes an ass out of her self with her vietnamese. It was pretty hilarious watching her, actually. Anyways I drive her home, and now I'm at home. Fun times, fun times.

And thus ends my 'Brenda's First Drunken Experience' post. Toodles for now <3
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