One frat boy to another:

"I mean, if you're not gonna put out for a nice steak dinner, get the fuck out."

I just got the tastiest chocolate cake with ganache at Bloomingfoods. It's moist and tasty... and vegan! :O

The best way to eat it, of course, is with a giant glass of milk.

"Recent polls have shown that a fifth of Americans can't locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?"

Miss Teen South Carolina's brilliant answer.

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Top 5 Reasons Why "The Customer Is Always Right" Is WrongI love this article; it's spot on. Who wants to deal with asshole customers? Not me. Customers (guests, patrons, whatever) who believe that they are always right are almost always wrong. They're angry, they're abusive, and no one wants to deal with them. They make the employees unhappy, and ( Read more... )

Found on Fark.com.

"The earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that in glory and in triumph they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot."

In my reference class the other day our instructor pointed out that directional questions -- such as, "Where is the bathroom?" -- count as reference questions.

As a circulation clerk, I am not allowed to answer reference questions.