Stupid jokes for a Friday afternoon :)
Q: Who attends monster PTA meetings?
A: Mummies and Deadies
Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
A: "Here come the elepahnts over the hill!"
Q: Where does a cat buy a new tail?
A: At a retail store.
Q: What do you get when you cross blueberries with pancakes?
A: Blueberry pancakes
Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to hold the lightbulb, and two to drink til the room spins.
A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?
A: Mummies and Deadies
Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
A: "Here come the elepahnts over the hill!"
Q: Where does a cat buy a new tail?
A: At a retail store.
Q: What do you get when you cross blueberries with pancakes?
A: Blueberry pancakes
Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to hold the lightbulb, and two to drink til the room spins.
A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?