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lingshensurvivr

3rd purification - voice;english

Feb 26, 2009 04:12

The Kali-Yuga is- Damn.

Hm. A bit short, but this will do. Just need to improvise...

Does anyone need assistance?

baseball bat get, lost: one magic stick, pact pls!, don't die maxi, noise, !voice

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[COMMENT LOGGGOOO] omniconcert February 26 2009, 03:25:41 UTC

[There's a young girl walking down the street with a disgusted look across her face, talking to herself.]

Ohmigosh, ohmigosh, this is, like, way too pukey. Ugh, so totally gross! Ohmigosh! These things just, like, need to go away or somethin--

[Mid-sentence, she notices Kilik.]

Oh! Ohmigosh, a person! A totally not-pukey person! Hi! Hi there! Do you want to listen to my song?

[COMMENT LOGGGOOO] lingshensurvivr February 26 2009, 03:47:51 UTC

[Kilik is very taken aback by the girls appearance, not to mention the way she speaks. Still, it's his duty to protect those weaker than him against the forces of evil.

Not to mention that he still needs to pair up with someone if he wants to have a fair chance against these creatures.]

Ah... perhaps later, now is not the ideal time for song. Are you alone?

[COMMENT LOGGGOOO] omniconcert February 26 2009, 03:57:45 UTC

Alone? Well, like, not anymore, since you're here! You get it? 'Cause, like, I was alone, but then I ran into you, and you totally asked if I was alone, but, since, like, you're here to ask the question, it means that I'm not! Hahaha, get it?

[She lulz for a bit at her own cleverness. And then pauses, looking at Kilik critically.]

Ohmigosh, are you serious? Every time is the ideal time for a song, silly! Want to here mine?

[COMMENT LOGGGOOO] lingshensurvivr February 26 2009, 04:17:54 UTC

[He laughs a little, polite and awkward. Well. This was different. ]

No, I meant- Have you found a partner yet? These creatures won't be defeated unless you are part of a pair.

[Kilik is getting a bit impatient, they should really get out of here as soon as possible. He grips the baseball bat a little tighter and frowns at the girl.]

You have noticed the beasts, haven't you?

[COMMENT LOGGGOOO] omniconcert February 26 2009, 04:23:00 UTC

The beasts...? You mean the monsters? 'Cause those are always around here. Or do you mean, like, those crazy black bear things? 'Cause those are, like, so totally cute! I wanted to say hello to one, but it, like, got really angry and stuff, so I had to run, 'cause it might have wanted to eat me or something. Which is lame. Teen idols don't get eaten by bears, you know? That just, like, doesn't happen.

So I have to be a pair to beat them up? How do I do that?

[COMMENT LOGGGOOO] lingshensurvivr February 26 2009, 04:28:38 UTC

[Eternal facepalm. You made it.]

Yes, the... crazy... black.. bear things. And you need to make a pact - a treaty with another person so that the two of you can fight together.

What is your name?

[COMMENT LOGGGOOO] omniconcert February 26 2009, 04:31:26 UTC

[Pause. She doesn't get it. Pause. Pause. Pause. Oh! And you can basically see someone turning on the lightbulb.]

Oh! You mean, like, make a Commonwealth or something? Okay! I can do that!

I'm Linda! Former Teen Idol Evil King Linda! It's, like, totally nice to meet you! What's your name?

[COMMENT LOGGGOOO] lingshensurvivr February 26 2009, 04:34:39 UTC

[Aaand we have progress! He smiles a little at her - it looks like this won't be so difficult after all.]

My name is Kilik. It's nice to meet you too, Linda. Would you like to enter a pact with me?

[COMMENT LOGGGOOO] omniconcert February 26 2009, 04:38:46 UTC

A pact? Uh, sure, sure, whatever. I don't have to, like, do anything, do I? Because, like, I'm a really, really busy teen idol, you know? I have to write songs and sing them and make everyone love me and stuff. It's hard work!

Like, you said your name was Kilik, right? Kil....ik... KilIK! Hahaa! I like your name! It's fun! Wanna hear a song about it?

[COMMENT LOGGGOOO] lingshensurvivr February 26 2009, 05:07:02 UTC

...I think the whole point of making a pact is for us to be able to defeat these creatures.

[Good job, Linda. He's at a loss for what to say to that.]

I'm... glad?

[COMMENT LOGGGOOO] omniconcert February 27 2009, 05:09:20 UTC

Oh. Okay. That's not so bad, then. 'Cause beating them up is fun!

[She smiles, then holds out her hand.]

Well, like, let's pact or whatever!

[COMMENT LOGGGOOO] lingshensurvivr February 27 2009, 06:04:35 UTC

[He returns the smile, taking her hand in a firm handshake.]

Then it's official: we have made a pact. Let's do our best, Linda!

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