To: Ling Yao From: hawkeye@police.net Subject: (No Subject)
If I had faith in his ability to do work - and assumed that he would simply get it done without being hassled - he wouldn't get any of it done, thus leaving me to pick up all the slack.
Clearer?
1st Lt. Riza Hawkeye Aide to the Head of Police City Police Force hawkeye@police.net
From: hawkeye@police.net
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I'm about to be very disappointed in the City by how many people fall for that, aren't I?
1st Lt. Riza Hawkeye
Aide to the Head of Police
City Police Force
hawkeye@police.net
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From: Ling Yao
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Not at all! This is a legitimate piece of software!
-Ling
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From: hawkeye@police.net
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Of course it is.
1st Lt. Riza Hawkeye
Aide to the Head of Police
City Police Force
hawkeye@police.net
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From: Ling Yao
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I recommend you install this on Roy's computer. It'll be worth it a few days down the road!
-Ling
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From: hawkeye@police.net
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You do realize that my goal is to get him to do work, not give him a handy excuse not to get anything done for a week.
1st Lt. Riza Hawkeye
Aide to the Head of Police
City Police Force
hawkeye@police.net
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From: Ling Yao
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Nonsense! Roy is always a hard worker, no matter what the situation. Have more faith in your superior!
-Ling
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From: hawkeye@police.net
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I'll pass. If I had faith in his ability to do work, I would be doing all the work.
1st Lt. Riza Hawkeye
Aide to the Head of Police
City Police Force
hawkeye@police.net
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From: Ling Yao
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That didn't make any sense, Miss Hawkeye.
-Ling
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From: hawkeye@police.net
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If I had faith in his ability to do work - and assumed that he would simply get it done without being hassled - he wouldn't get any of it done, thus leaving me to pick up all the slack.
Clearer?
1st Lt. Riza Hawkeye
Aide to the Head of Police
City Police Force
hawkeye@police.net
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From: Ling Yao
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Are you sure that's true? The more I'm hassled about something, the more I avoid it!
Be sure to forget that line after you read this message.
-Ling
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From: hawkeye@police.net
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In the Colonel's case, it's true.
I'll see what I can do.
1st Lt. Riza Hawkeye
Aide to the Head of Police
City Police Force
hawkeye@police.net
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From: Ling Yao
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On a side note, I know this is email but you want to get married? I'll make sure you live comfortable for the rest of your life!
-Ling
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From: hawkeye@police.net
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No.
1st Lt. Riza Hawkeye
Aide to the Head of Police
City Police Force
hawkeye@police.net
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From: Ling Yao
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I guess I should ask in person.
-Ling
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From: hawkeye@police.net
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That's not going to change the answer.
1st Lt. Riza Hawkeye
Aide to the Head of Police
City Police Force
hawkeye@police.net
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From: Ling Yao
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I will never know until I try.
-Ling
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