Super Junior - { Hankyung/Heechul - a day in the life of Heebum }
title: Super Junior - { Hankyung/Heechul - a day in the life of Heebum }
pairing: Hankyung/Heechul, Heebum :DD
rating: PG-13
words: 1,334
a day in the life of Heebum
Heebum quietly licked his paws, lying on top of a pink cushion in the living room. The shower was running and someone, predictably Ryeowook was singing She’s Gone at the top of his lungs. Donghae was banging around the kitchen and he’s just scrapping some burnt eggs out of the pan with a steak knife.
Good grief. The stupid smoke detector had to go off twice at least every week. Even Heebum could cook better than that kid with the stupid face. Why Ryeowook chose this time to be in the shower was a wonder to Heebum. No one would let Donghae in the kitchen without supervision.
Heebum meowed and started licking his other paw as the members slowly started trickling out of the dorm. Heechul had dragged Baby out already. Kyuhyun, that kid who always stayed up all night infront of that flickering screen doing god knows what, walked out of his room with a beanie on his head and headphones around his neck and walks right into the door about 3 times before finally going out the door.
The turtle man comes out of his room, bangs on the bathroom door once and within a few minutes, Ryeowook is out of the bathroom, running a towel through his hair.
When they leave, Donghae spills a whole jug of milk on the floor and shrugs before picking up his backpack and leaving as well.
Heebum puts his head down in his paws. The morning was always so chaotic. Thank god the two two other kitties, whatever their names were weren’t here right now. Maybe Baby took them to the animal shelter. Heebum’s starting to get excited now. Now he won’t have to share Heechul and Baby anymore.
Five minutes later, Eunhyuk and his stinky feet finally leave the dorm, trailing toilet paper out of his pants and Heebum is all alone. He jumps off the cushions, circles the couch once, licks up a few drops of milk from the floor and jumps on a window sill where the shades were pulled up and Ddangkoma was sitting there.
Hi there, kitty.
Heebum’s eyes sparkle before kicking Ddangkoma onto the couch.
I don’t like you.
And then he promptly goes to sleep.
Eight hours hours later, Heebum yawns and then wakes up, licking his paws and batting at his nose. Ddangkoma is still sitting in that pair of Spongebob underwear on the couch. Heebum stretches, goes licks up some more milk on the floor before going out that cat flap to take a little walk.
The hallway was really warm and Heebum sneezes before going on his way down to the elevator. The down button was so high he always wondered how the boys reached it. When Heechul brought him out, Baby always pressed it for them, so Heebum thinks that Baby and some other guys in the dorm like that Henry kid or maybe Siwonnie have super powers to reach that high.
Finally, about 3 minutes later, some lady walks around the corner with about a million scratches in her panty hose with a brand bag in her arms and presses the button.
I must make friends with that cat she must have. No dog would make those marks.
When the elevator opens, Heebum pads into it and down they goooooooooo.
The elevator opens on the ground floor and Heebum skittles out. Out of the clear entrance he sees about a billion crazy fan girls and turns around with his tail right in the air to show them exactly what Heebum thought of their stupid and jealous screaming. Heebum walks around the corner; he’s always liked that hallway. There’s posters of the Super Junior boys every few feet or so. There’s those with Eunhyuk and Donghae, Yesung and Ryeowook, and Eeteuk and Kangin, and Kyuhyun and Sungmin, and Kyuhyun and Zhou Mi and Siwon and Sungmin and Siwon and Donghae and everyother pairing you could think off.
When Heebum passes by Heechul and Baby’s poster, he purrs and leans against it. When he gets to Siwon’s and Baby’s, Heebum scratches Siwon’s face up. It’s not like Heebum doesn’t like Siwon because he really does. When Heechul’s busy perming his hair or whatever and Baby’s in China, Siwon’s always the one to feed Heebum and give him cat nip. BUT OH GOD, SIWON WAS JUST SO ANNOYING. He would randomly whip out his Bible and read parts of it to Heebum like he thought it was bed time stories or something and then practice his cheesy, greasy English on Heebum. Honestly, Heebum didn’t like waking up to my dear princesses, I love you. Siwon was always mistaking Heebum for Heechul.
And besides. Siwon always came between Heechul and Baby. Heebum wanted to scratch his face up.
Heebum finishes going down the hallway and then decides to take the side door back up to the dorm. He goes into Heechul’s room and falls asleep on Baby’s pillow.
At around 2 in the morning, everyone starts coming home and Heebum is woken up by Heechul picking him up and his owner squealing into Heebum’s neck.
“Heebummie,” says Heechul,
. “Did you miss me?”
A little.
Heechul squeals some more and dances some more before tucking Heebum under his arms.
“Bath time!” Heechul says happily.
No. I don’t want you to give me a bath. I want Baby to give me a bath. No. STOP. STOP I SAY.
“Stop scratching me, you bad cat!” scolds Heechul.
“You can stop glaring at me now,” says Heechul, rubbing shampoo into Heebum’s fur and Heebum doesn’t because Heechul is very thorough about giving him a bath. Heebum rubs every where, enough to wash out his fur. Heebum thinks that’s also why Heechul himself is pretty much hairless except for his head.
Heechul also rubs really hard under Heebum’s legs and Heebum doesn’t like that. Heebum hates baths as much as he loves Heechul.
“HANNIE!” Heechul shrieks as Heebum splashes some bubbles unintentionally (maybe) in Heechul’s face. “I NEED HELP!”
Heebum meows and perks up as soon as Baby steps into the room with tousled hair and his black glasses crooked on his face. Baby! Hi, did you miss me? I missed you :DD
“Why do you need help?” sighs Hankyung but he kneels down in front of the bathtub anyways, scratching Heebum behind the ears. Heebum closes his eyes and purrs.
“Heebum’s having a hissy fit today,” says Heechul fixing his hair in front of the mirror.
Because I hate taking a bath when you give me one! Baby scratches my ears and he rubs nicely and he’s easy on my skin. And he smell’s good. You smell like roses. And plastic things. And girls.
“Does Heebum always purr when you give him a bath?” asks Heechul suspiciously.
“Heebum always purrs,” says Hankyung patiently, splashing warm water on Heebum and washing the suds down the bathtub drain.
“I know that,” snaps Heechul, handing Hankyung a towel. After being rubbed dry with that fluffy towel, Heebum purrs again and rubs himself against Hankyung before running out of the bathroom to swipe his claws against Sungmin’s butt or something.
“Does he always do that?” shrieks Heechul.
“Are you getting jealous of your cat?” asks Hankyung, stepping into the shower. “Heebum loves me.”
Sometime at around 4 in the morning, Heechul finally goes to goes to bed, falling right on Hankyung’s stomach. Hankyung lets out a noise something between a grunt and a “oomf” before moving over a little bit to let Heechul crawl into the bed. Heechul’s feet are cold and he wraps his arms around Hankyung’s waist, face pressing into his neck.
HAPPY TIME! :D
Heebum comes out from under the bed and jumps onto the bed, curling around Baby’s head, plays with his hair for a few minutes and then falls asleep with his face in Baby’s hair.
“Told ja,” slurs Hankyung quietly, slinging an arm over Heechul who mumbles something vaguely sounding like ‘shut the fuck up you smug bastard’.
props for the gif in the middle of the fic<3
pairing: Hankyung/Heechul, Heebum :DD
rating: PG-13
words: 1,334
a day in the life of Heebum
Heebum quietly licked his paws, lying on top of a pink cushion in the living room. The shower was running and someone, predictably Ryeowook was singing She’s Gone at the top of his lungs. Donghae was banging around the kitchen and he’s just scrapping some burnt eggs out of the pan with a steak knife.
Good grief. The stupid smoke detector had to go off twice at least every week. Even Heebum could cook better than that kid with the stupid face. Why Ryeowook chose this time to be in the shower was a wonder to Heebum. No one would let Donghae in the kitchen without supervision.
Heebum meowed and started licking his other paw as the members slowly started trickling out of the dorm. Heechul had dragged Baby out already. Kyuhyun, that kid who always stayed up all night infront of that flickering screen doing god knows what, walked out of his room with a beanie on his head and headphones around his neck and walks right into the door about 3 times before finally going out the door.
The turtle man comes out of his room, bangs on the bathroom door once and within a few minutes, Ryeowook is out of the bathroom, running a towel through his hair.
When they leave, Donghae spills a whole jug of milk on the floor and shrugs before picking up his backpack and leaving as well.
Heebum puts his head down in his paws. The morning was always so chaotic. Thank god the two two other kitties, whatever their names were weren’t here right now. Maybe Baby took them to the animal shelter. Heebum’s starting to get excited now. Now he won’t have to share Heechul and Baby anymore.
Five minutes later, Eunhyuk and his stinky feet finally leave the dorm, trailing toilet paper out of his pants and Heebum is all alone. He jumps off the cushions, circles the couch once, licks up a few drops of milk from the floor and jumps on a window sill where the shades were pulled up and Ddangkoma was sitting there.
Hi there, kitty.
Heebum’s eyes sparkle before kicking Ddangkoma onto the couch.
I don’t like you.
And then he promptly goes to sleep.
Eight hours hours later, Heebum yawns and then wakes up, licking his paws and batting at his nose. Ddangkoma is still sitting in that pair of Spongebob underwear on the couch. Heebum stretches, goes licks up some more milk on the floor before going out that cat flap to take a little walk.
The hallway was really warm and Heebum sneezes before going on his way down to the elevator. The down button was so high he always wondered how the boys reached it. When Heechul brought him out, Baby always pressed it for them, so Heebum thinks that Baby and some other guys in the dorm like that Henry kid or maybe Siwonnie have super powers to reach that high.
Finally, about 3 minutes later, some lady walks around the corner with about a million scratches in her panty hose with a brand bag in her arms and presses the button.
I must make friends with that cat she must have. No dog would make those marks.
When the elevator opens, Heebum pads into it and down they goooooooooo.
The elevator opens on the ground floor and Heebum skittles out. Out of the clear entrance he sees about a billion crazy fan girls and turns around with his tail right in the air to show them exactly what Heebum thought of their stupid and jealous screaming. Heebum walks around the corner; he’s always liked that hallway. There’s posters of the Super Junior boys every few feet or so. There’s those with Eunhyuk and Donghae, Yesung and Ryeowook, and Eeteuk and Kangin, and Kyuhyun and Sungmin, and Kyuhyun and Zhou Mi and Siwon and Sungmin and Siwon and Donghae and everyother pairing you could think off.
When Heebum passes by Heechul and Baby’s poster, he purrs and leans against it. When he gets to Siwon’s and Baby’s, Heebum scratches Siwon’s face up. It’s not like Heebum doesn’t like Siwon because he really does. When Heechul’s busy perming his hair or whatever and Baby’s in China, Siwon’s always the one to feed Heebum and give him cat nip. BUT OH GOD, SIWON WAS JUST SO ANNOYING. He would randomly whip out his Bible and read parts of it to Heebum like he thought it was bed time stories or something and then practice his cheesy, greasy English on Heebum. Honestly, Heebum didn’t like waking up to my dear princesses, I love you. Siwon was always mistaking Heebum for Heechul.
And besides. Siwon always came between Heechul and Baby. Heebum wanted to scratch his face up.
Heebum finishes going down the hallway and then decides to take the side door back up to the dorm. He goes into Heechul’s room and falls asleep on Baby’s pillow.
At around 2 in the morning, everyone starts coming home and Heebum is woken up by Heechul picking him up and his owner squealing into Heebum’s neck.
“Heebummie,” says Heechul,
. “Did you miss me?”
A little.
Heechul squeals some more and dances some more before tucking Heebum under his arms.
“Bath time!” Heechul says happily.
No. I don’t want you to give me a bath. I want Baby to give me a bath. No. STOP. STOP I SAY.
“Stop scratching me, you bad cat!” scolds Heechul.
“You can stop glaring at me now,” says Heechul, rubbing shampoo into Heebum’s fur and Heebum doesn’t because Heechul is very thorough about giving him a bath. Heebum rubs every where, enough to wash out his fur. Heebum thinks that’s also why Heechul himself is pretty much hairless except for his head.
Heechul also rubs really hard under Heebum’s legs and Heebum doesn’t like that. Heebum hates baths as much as he loves Heechul.
“HANNIE!” Heechul shrieks as Heebum splashes some bubbles unintentionally (maybe) in Heechul’s face. “I NEED HELP!”
Heebum meows and perks up as soon as Baby steps into the room with tousled hair and his black glasses crooked on his face. Baby! Hi, did you miss me? I missed you :DD
“Why do you need help?” sighs Hankyung but he kneels down in front of the bathtub anyways, scratching Heebum behind the ears. Heebum closes his eyes and purrs.
“Heebum’s having a hissy fit today,” says Heechul fixing his hair in front of the mirror.
Because I hate taking a bath when you give me one! Baby scratches my ears and he rubs nicely and he’s easy on my skin. And he smell’s good. You smell like roses. And plastic things. And girls.
“Does Heebum always purr when you give him a bath?” asks Heechul suspiciously.
“Heebum always purrs,” says Hankyung patiently, splashing warm water on Heebum and washing the suds down the bathtub drain.
“I know that,” snaps Heechul, handing Hankyung a towel. After being rubbed dry with that fluffy towel, Heebum purrs again and rubs himself against Hankyung before running out of the bathroom to swipe his claws against Sungmin’s butt or something.
“Does he always do that?” shrieks Heechul.
“Are you getting jealous of your cat?” asks Hankyung, stepping into the shower. “Heebum loves me.”
Sometime at around 4 in the morning, Heechul finally goes to goes to bed, falling right on Hankyung’s stomach. Hankyung lets out a noise something between a grunt and a “oomf” before moving over a little bit to let Heechul crawl into the bed. Heechul’s feet are cold and he wraps his arms around Hankyung’s waist, face pressing into his neck.
HAPPY TIME! :D
Heebum comes out from under the bed and jumps onto the bed, curling around Baby’s head, plays with his hair for a few minutes and then falls asleep with his face in Baby’s hair.
“Told ja,” slurs Hankyung quietly, slinging an arm over Heechul who mumbles something vaguely sounding like ‘shut the fuck up you smug bastard’.
props for the gif in the middle of the fic<3