Shinee - { Jonghyun/Key - The Real Reality }
title: Shinee - { Jonghyun/Key - The Real Reality }
pairing: Jonghyun/Key
rating: PG-13
words: 274
summary: “Okay, seriously. Listen you,” hisses Key, touching a hand to his back, wincing and glaring at Jonghyun at the same time. “This is the last time I’m saving you from doing something fucked up and embarrassing from whatever the hell you are doing when you are smashed off your face drunk.”
The Real Reality
“Okay, seriously. Listen you,” hisses Key, touching a hand to his back, wincing and glaring at Jonghyun at the same time. “This is the last time I’m saving you from doing something fucked up and embarrassing from whatever the hell you are doing when you are smashed off your face drunk.”
Jonghyun doesn’t even blink; he’s watching SNSD performing “Gee” on the television; he just shakes his head and waves a dismissive hand in Key’s direction.
“Yah,Jjong >:\ !!” says Key. He’s really annoyed by this point and so when he turns around to Taemin behind him on the couch, wiping his back down with alcohol swabs and then slathering it with Vaseline, Taemin actually jumps. “Stop spreading it like peanut butter. Just put Vaseline where you see bite marks.”
Jonghyun snorts and covers his mouth and Key glances at the tv-yep next up was After School. “Stop ignoring me, you short little freak,” Key mutters.
“What?” says Jonghyun innocently. This guy. If he were acussed of groping and stalking someone, the idiot would totally go ahead and be his own stupid lawyer.
“I have bite marks down my back,” says Key slowly, looking like he was going to tear his hair out any minute now.
“What can I say?” Jonghyun pats Key on the head like he was throwing a tantrum or something. “I guess I was really reluctant last night.”
“Idiot,” Key grounds out. “ You are never going to an orgy at the Super Junior dorm ever again. Especially while Heechul is there.”
“Is this the reality that you wanted?” asked Jonghyun happily, his attention focused back on the tv again.
pairing: Jonghyun/Key
rating: PG-13
words: 274
summary: “Okay, seriously. Listen you,” hisses Key, touching a hand to his back, wincing and glaring at Jonghyun at the same time. “This is the last time I’m saving you from doing something fucked up and embarrassing from whatever the hell you are doing when you are smashed off your face drunk.”
The Real Reality
“Okay, seriously. Listen you,” hisses Key, touching a hand to his back, wincing and glaring at Jonghyun at the same time. “This is the last time I’m saving you from doing something fucked up and embarrassing from whatever the hell you are doing when you are smashed off your face drunk.”
Jonghyun doesn’t even blink; he’s watching SNSD performing “Gee” on the television; he just shakes his head and waves a dismissive hand in Key’s direction.
“Yah,Jjong >:\ !!” says Key. He’s really annoyed by this point and so when he turns around to Taemin behind him on the couch, wiping his back down with alcohol swabs and then slathering it with Vaseline, Taemin actually jumps. “Stop spreading it like peanut butter. Just put Vaseline where you see bite marks.”
Jonghyun snorts and covers his mouth and Key glances at the tv-yep next up was After School. “Stop ignoring me, you short little freak,” Key mutters.
“What?” says Jonghyun innocently. This guy. If he were acussed of groping and stalking someone, the idiot would totally go ahead and be his own stupid lawyer.
“I have bite marks down my back,” says Key slowly, looking like he was going to tear his hair out any minute now.
“What can I say?” Jonghyun pats Key on the head like he was throwing a tantrum or something. “I guess I was really reluctant last night.”
“Idiot,” Key grounds out. “ You are never going to an orgy at the Super Junior dorm ever again. Especially while Heechul is there.”
“Is this the reality that you wanted?” asked Jonghyun happily, his attention focused back on the tv again.