Can I fall awake now?
I had a dream last night that I dressed up as Brittany from Glee for Halloween. This is hilarious and ridiculous because a) every Halloween I get mistaken for Brittany Spears (Brittany S. Pearce!)
b) I had a dream last month about how upset I was because my friend Sam dressed up like a lolita cat for Halloween, and I was a Wizard, but I only had wizard pants and not a wizard hat and I was very distressed about it in my dream because it was a half-assed Halloween costume and I don't do those. (False, I never used to do those, but then my mother stopped making my costumes for me and now I seem to run out of time for executing awesome costumes.)
Anyway, while dressed up as Brittany S. Pearce, I met a basketball player named Tim who was running a bake sale to raise money for his basketball team. Their baked goods were hilarious and covered in frosting higher than the actual baked goods themselves.
Then I'm pretty sure Tim and I made out on a cloud.
Pretty much most hilarious dream ever, thus livejournal documentation and fervent prayers that the dream will happen again tonight.
Whatever, it is superior to everything that is happening on all of my tv shows right now. (except Parks and Rec, Lil Sebastian and the Ben/Leslie show= A+.) Also it is definitely superior to my real life right now which is "ow my back hurts, how much calculus homework can I do before my neck hurts too bad, work work work work work work work work work CHICKEN ALL THE TIME AT WORK, allergies, I miss sleep, let's get drunk and/or see movies with my friends instead of sleep, oh yeah migraines" etc. etc. Not bad, but I could be accomplishing actual things. Must work on that.
b) I had a dream last month about how upset I was because my friend Sam dressed up like a lolita cat for Halloween, and I was a Wizard, but I only had wizard pants and not a wizard hat and I was very distressed about it in my dream because it was a half-assed Halloween costume and I don't do those. (False, I never used to do those, but then my mother stopped making my costumes for me and now I seem to run out of time for executing awesome costumes.)
Anyway, while dressed up as Brittany S. Pearce, I met a basketball player named Tim who was running a bake sale to raise money for his basketball team. Their baked goods were hilarious and covered in frosting higher than the actual baked goods themselves.
Then I'm pretty sure Tim and I made out on a cloud.
Pretty much most hilarious dream ever, thus livejournal documentation and fervent prayers that the dream will happen again tonight.
Whatever, it is superior to everything that is happening on all of my tv shows right now. (except Parks and Rec, Lil Sebastian and the Ben/Leslie show= A+.) Also it is definitely superior to my real life right now which is "ow my back hurts, how much calculus homework can I do before my neck hurts too bad, work work work work work work work work work CHICKEN ALL THE TIME AT WORK, allergies, I miss sleep, let's get drunk and/or see movies with my friends instead of sleep, oh yeah migraines" etc. etc. Not bad, but I could be accomplishing actual things. Must work on that.