Robot Chicken is the only thing I look forward to at night other than sleep.
"And who's gonna give me a loan, jackhole, You?! You got an ATM on that torso lightbright?! Now get your 7 ft. 2 athsmatic ass back here, or I'm gonna tell everyone what a whiney bitch you were about padamame or pandabear whatever the hell her name is! ........................................ Oh geez he's -crying-!"
"-Bursts into the room.- ITS A TRAP!" (something I say at least once a day. >>)
"Yeah, can I get a coke?"
"Pepsi okay?"
"HELL NO! This place sucks! screw you, ya whore! -tips table over.-"
Koolaid Man: "Oh yeeaaah!
Machoman Randy Savage: "Oh yeeeaaahh~!"
My name is George W. Bush, and I approve this message: Tacos rule.
Janis: [the muppet] I just found out I have Hepatitis C. I only have five years left to live.
Howard Stern: Wow, that sucks. So, are you going to show us your breasts?
Janis: Fuck you, Howard! I'm dying.
"Luke... I am your father!"
"Noooo! That's impossible!"
"It's true! And Princess Leia is your sister!"
"That's... improbable."
"And the Empire will be defeated by Ewoks!"
"That's... highly unlikely..."
"And as a kid, I built C-3PO!"
"...wha?"
-Later.-
"...And the Force? That's just microscopic bacteria called Midichlorians! "
"Look, if you're not gonna take this seriously, I'm outta here!
"Not tonight george... I'm tired.."
"...-handwave.- You're not tired...you want to have a threesome."
"I'm not tired...i want to have a threesome...."
"-Gets phone.- Get me Condy. -Creepy Bush laugh.-"
"You -have- found weapons of mass destruction...-handwave.-"
"Uh...no we haven't."
"You have...-handwave.-"
"Uh....Hi? -wave.-"
"Bring me a taco...."
"Right away sir! -flee.-"
"-Creepy Bush laugh.-.. still got it."
There more, but memory fails me.