oh BUGGER!

Aug 22, 2006 19:43

there was cockroach.
he was on the wall.
what i did was call
my mom to kill it.

my dad got in the way.
he got this tennis racket/fly swatter (which is supposed to electrocute when you press this button).
the roach didnt know
that it was my foe.

my dad hits the roach softly.
the roach ran fast.
it hid to i dont know where
but i know, its still THERE

fuck. what if that roach goes to me in the room while i sleep!?!?!?

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dad: you shouldnt have gone in the way and gotten that stupid electrocuting racket. i dont think it even works.
mom: you should've came to kill it the moment i called you. then dad would'nt have gotten in the way.
me: i should've killed it myself, even if im scared.
you: if you see roaches, do kill, stomp, squash, drown or spray it. stop their population growth.
roach: dont go flying/crawling to me while i sleep. you should have never been born.
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