While it is obviously spawn of the retarded Web2.0 generation, I have a twitter account. Some of you have friended/followed/whatever me. I should make clear:
This is me:
http://www.twitter.com/anxious_silence This is not:
http://twitter.com/bobbarker Ok, the second one is actually me as well but I don't use it. It was set up by an errant colleage who desperately wanted me to come and play. I wasn't in the mood that year. If for some mental reason you wish to follow me, use the anxious_silence one. I am grotesquely offensive on there and tend to scare followers off in about ten minutes.