FIX IT... FIX IIIIIIT
Dear Jim,
Please fix it for me to get some fucking work done this month. I've always wanted to get some work done. Maybe I might be able to pay some bills. I care not how you fix this, I suggest murdering the timewasters or possibly some sort of time stretching device.
If I increase my hourly rate by 1000% I might be able to make a living.
Thanks,
Bob
(yes, yes, I am wasting time on the internet but my brain is fried so balls to it all)
Please fix it for me to get some fucking work done this month. I've always wanted to get some work done. Maybe I might be able to pay some bills. I care not how you fix this, I suggest murdering the timewasters or possibly some sort of time stretching device.
If I increase my hourly rate by 1000% I might be able to make a living.
Thanks,
Bob
(yes, yes, I am wasting time on the internet but my brain is fried so balls to it all)