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Dec 30, 2005 20:01

Dear Reader,

Due to over-medication and extreme boredom, I have constructed the following to serve the purpose of my X-MAS GIFT LIST for HOLiDAY 2oo5. You are not obliged to buy any specific item on this list, however it WILL give you insight onto what goes on in my mind when I sit at home all day guzzling mass amounts of Robitussen Cold Syrup (rich in DXM!) and hot chocolate spiked with Bailey's Irish Cream. If you were wondering, I will not be submitting this list to my parents (in that gradeschool kinda way), but rather they will be getting an abridged (and definitely not incriminating) version. That being said, Enjoy!

- Dragon Quest XIII (ps2)
- Mario DDR (Gamecube)
- Animal Crossing 2 (Nintendo DS)
- Majora's Mask soundtrack
- Ocarina
- Batteries
- Strawberry/Kiwi-flavoured Personal Lubricant
- Finger Condoms
- a Subscription to IndustrialNation magazine
- Sex
- Drugs
- Alcochol
- Sex
- 10-pound sack of Kokuho Rice
- Sushi Set
- Nori
- New jeans
- Camo-print Shants
- Nice Belt Buckle
- Various Dvd's:
Party Monster
Nightmare Before X-mas
The Birdcage
The Fifth Element
Resident Evil 2
Hitchiker's Guide
Requiem for a Dream
Cube 1,2,3
Donnie Darko
Invader Zim (Volume 2,3)
- Chocolate of any variety
- Beautiful Objects
- Things that make ridiculous noises to laugh @ while high; ie. BOING! ZAP! ZONK! DING! (I especially love ding)
- Zombie Memorabilia
- Transmogrifier
- Atomic Ray Gun
- Iron Chef Chen Kenichi
- A soft-shell turtle
- A Chinchilla
- Albino anything
- Patches of good bands (I'll trust your judgement)
- Posters of good constitution
- Relevance
- Knick-Knacks
- Stolen Lawn Ornaments
- Anything having to do with Astrology
- a Yo-Yo
- tanning minutes (being white sucks)
More to come as they are thought of!
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