Going Nowhere
Lose the pepper, drop the salt
Pluck vinegar from oil
Seize the us from the qs
-qit-qilt-qota-
Rob the spoken from the word
Swipe pen off paper
Run off with one of my socks
Filch a train from it's tracks
Sell the table, keep the chairs.
Let's go away together,
I'll take off, going North,
(Don't look behind!)
You leave, travel South,
Rip film from cameras
And trail it behind us like kites,
Exposed.
some liberties with the line and punctuation :)