I just spoiled Harry Potter for Alexis
'Snape kills Dumbledore.' Truly the classic spoiler of our time.
The funny part is that I was referencing 'Snape Kills Dumbledore' as a joke. I just assumed she knew that. I mean, it's the classic spoiler of our time. People were posting that shit on Slashdot before the damn book even came out.
The other funny part is that she got mad, and I said there was a time limit on spoilers. She said it hadn't been that long. I said that Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince came out 'like four years ago'. Alexis disputed that, so I checked Wikipedia. Four years - TO THE DAY. I'm on fire.
In case there's anyone reading this, I just have a few quick messages for you:
* Darth Vader is Luke's father
* Bruce Willis has been dead the whole time
* Rosebud is a sled
* Tyler Durden is the narrator's split personality
The funny part is that I was referencing 'Snape Kills Dumbledore' as a joke. I just assumed she knew that. I mean, it's the classic spoiler of our time. People were posting that shit on Slashdot before the damn book even came out.
The other funny part is that she got mad, and I said there was a time limit on spoilers. She said it hadn't been that long. I said that Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince came out 'like four years ago'. Alexis disputed that, so I checked Wikipedia. Four years - TO THE DAY. I'm on fire.
In case there's anyone reading this, I just have a few quick messages for you:
* Darth Vader is Luke's father
* Bruce Willis has been dead the whole time
* Rosebud is a sled
* Tyler Durden is the narrator's split personality