short people should be together

[lindz7888]

Hey guys....today was the absolutely most boringest, longest and tragic day. I had to observe for DE for 4th period..which is my fav study hall of all time..so i missed that, and im out of DE...so i observed some freshan that were just starting out in the class. i thought i was gonna die in the car. makes me remember back in the day when i was first starting out in drivers ed. haha...and then troy sprayed me with some water, so i had to strike back..and i kicked him in the shin...he got my glasses all speckly, as well as my shirt. haha...before that there was a fight in the hall ..i wouldnt even call it a fight....catfight maybe hahahahaha..everyone was swarming around and me and maevus were like, omg..whats happening? ummmm so then i went to 7th period and took out my Cosmo magazine...bad idea. That class in 97% guys..jim is in there too haha...and i took out my magazine and cody richards started looking at it and was reading the list of sexual positions HAHAHA what a laugh! the sub didnt like it too much...have you ever heard of the "Lusty Lapdance" or the "Cosmo Cat?"..me either....not until i read that article. i shouldnt even read cosmo..its for women 20 years older than me....but u wanna know what? i have a theory that if i cut out all the important articles and put them in a binder and save for later use, ill be a sex goddess..and ill know what to wear to all the staff meetings and holiday banquets, also to know what kind of fish to make on certain occassions and stuff like that. How to tell if your boss has a secret crush on you...how to grocery shop while on a budget..what your man really craves in bed..im gonna be sucha domestic GODDESS...any man would love to be my husband because ill have such great skills in that area. haha....rachel is putting on my little short uggs lol...Oh gosh..gotta go because...i have nothing else to write about....well at the moment anyways....

Love, your friend, dearest and true, lindsay anne hanson

have a nice day!