Wifre Boner
This is a funny story, but it may open your eyes to how truly nerdy I am. I'm just going to trust that you already knew though.
A few weeks ago was Brewfest on the WoW (the World of Warcraft). Brewfest is my favorite of the world events. Currently it is Hollow's End, and soon will be the Christmas holiday. What they do for Brewfest is set up tents, vendors, and kegs. There are all kinds of special events you can do, all while your character is drunk. One of the achievements you can earn is to fall the longest distance you can fall without dying, while completely smashed. The best place to do that is at Thunderbluff...because it is at the top of a lot of tall cliffs. While we were there we were drinking from the Ogre Beer that was too high level for us. When you drink that it makes you puke glowing green puke all over the place. So Josh and I were puking on eachother, running in circles and puking, puking while drinking, puking on other players, etc. One of the other players came and was drinking with us and puking with us. His comments lead us to believe that he was probably a teenager playing...and when it was time to go his way to say goodbye was "Okay, I have to go bone my wife." and then he logged out. So Josh and I've been making fun of him and boning wives ever since.
Brewfest lasted about 2 weeks or so, giving us plenty of time to get drunk and hang out in front of Orgrimar. One of the times a nice Taruen asked me to duel him. So we did. I won of course. He was very polite. I logged on again the next day and we ran into eachother again (and no he wasn't stalking...it's pretty difficult to do that in WoW, seeing as how you don't know when the person will log on or off), and he dueled me and introduced me to his wife. He won and he said he's been dueling everyone he met. The next day he dueled me again and I introduced him and his wife to Josh, my husband. We bonded b/c Thoro (that's the guy) and I are both Taurens and Josh is a bloodelf like his wife. So they are our WoW couple friends in jest.
Last night I was showing Josh my screenshots (you can take pictures of your screen at any time and it saves them to a file automatically). There was a picture of us puking a lot with the guy who bones his wife, and I noticed his name...AND THE WIFE BONER IS THE SAME GUY AS OUR FRIENDS!!!! I"VE MET HIS WIFE!!!!
So amazing.
A few weeks ago was Brewfest on the WoW (the World of Warcraft). Brewfest is my favorite of the world events. Currently it is Hollow's End, and soon will be the Christmas holiday. What they do for Brewfest is set up tents, vendors, and kegs. There are all kinds of special events you can do, all while your character is drunk. One of the achievements you can earn is to fall the longest distance you can fall without dying, while completely smashed. The best place to do that is at Thunderbluff...because it is at the top of a lot of tall cliffs. While we were there we were drinking from the Ogre Beer that was too high level for us. When you drink that it makes you puke glowing green puke all over the place. So Josh and I were puking on eachother, running in circles and puking, puking while drinking, puking on other players, etc. One of the other players came and was drinking with us and puking with us. His comments lead us to believe that he was probably a teenager playing...and when it was time to go his way to say goodbye was "Okay, I have to go bone my wife." and then he logged out. So Josh and I've been making fun of him and boning wives ever since.
Brewfest lasted about 2 weeks or so, giving us plenty of time to get drunk and hang out in front of Orgrimar. One of the times a nice Taruen asked me to duel him. So we did. I won of course. He was very polite. I logged on again the next day and we ran into eachother again (and no he wasn't stalking...it's pretty difficult to do that in WoW, seeing as how you don't know when the person will log on or off), and he dueled me and introduced me to his wife. He won and he said he's been dueling everyone he met. The next day he dueled me again and I introduced him and his wife to Josh, my husband. We bonded b/c Thoro (that's the guy) and I are both Taurens and Josh is a bloodelf like his wife. So they are our WoW couple friends in jest.
Last night I was showing Josh my screenshots (you can take pictures of your screen at any time and it saves them to a file automatically). There was a picture of us puking a lot with the guy who bones his wife, and I noticed his name...AND THE WIFE BONER IS THE SAME GUY AS OUR FRIENDS!!!! I"VE MET HIS WIFE!!!!
So amazing.