Just another thing I suck at...
ATTENTION!
I always knew that cooking wasn't my thing because I was scared of reaching into ovens, wether they're on or off. So I decided to stick to what I know--the microwave. Well, now I suck at using microwaves. A couple of weeks ago, I blew up an egg. Today, I succeeded in blowing up potato soup. Now, not only do I suck at using microwaves, I'm without lunch.
...That is all.