*amillionreasonslifetodeny*
…so…
*had a lot of fun in New Hampshire
-chilling out on the boat was fun
-the fireworks were bitchin
~so were the cosmos
…and the store bought fireworks
…especially the sparklers
-the weather was awesome
~got a tan
~got a little poison ivy
~got a sweet carton of 27s
*booked my vaca with diane
-wicked excited
~soap on a rope anyone?
-beachin…boozin…boys…doesn’t get too much better than that
*leaving for Baltimore in about 6 ½ hours
-excited to see red sox games
~so look for me on tv
-not so excited to see Washington dc again
~hoping ill appreciate it more the second more mature time around
-don’t know what im going to do with lack of cigarettes
~don’t worry im sure ill live
*added bonus that ive been meaning to mention for awhile now
-seeing will in the blow up clown suit was by far the funniest thing i think ive ever witnessed in my entire life…so there
*puckers and green apple vodka?
-no thanks never again
~ill stick to straight plain old regular vodka for now
*i like pot
-nothing is better than laughing your ass off at absolutely nothing
*PS
-ive come to the firm conclusion that it is about time for me to give up on people
~im sick of trying to figure out how people work because i never can
…so im not gonna try anymore
JTHE ENDJ