larry told the story to a girl at work yesterday and she countered with a story about how one night she heard a noise and found out later that it MAY OR MAY NOT have been a squirrel trying to get into her house. -_- and then he told it to somebody else and the guy was like OH ONCE A BIRD GOT INTO MY HOUSE.
when larry was telling me that he was like AND THEN I SAID OH MAN THAT'S CRAZY, THAT BIRD COULDA CHOKED THE SHIT OUT OF YOU IN YOUR SLEEP.
wtf (SORRY TO CRASH YOUR THREAD) but those stories are NOT the same! once there was a bat in our vacation home. UH IT FLEW AROUND? a snake can keel you! it is not an animal native to champaign, illinois, it is native to KENYA, AFRICA. IT IS A SNAKE. wwwtkjfksdk work conversations are maddening and hilarious.
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lindsey i sorta scream when there's an ANT in the kitchen.
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RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!
ilu. i'm glad the snake didn't eated you.
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i don't get grossed out TOO easily and i'm not especially scared of snakes but ehehehfsljdklfjsldfhsl.
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WHEW. THANK GOODNESS. I WAS WORRIED FOR A MOMENT.
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NEXT TIME CALL ME B/C I'M A PARSELMOUTH AND I'LL TELL IT TO LEAVE. NO WORRIES.
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when larry was telling me that he was like AND THEN I SAID OH MAN THAT'S CRAZY, THAT BIRD COULDA CHOKED THE SHIT OUT OF YOU IN YOUR SLEEP.
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