a weekend with 4 and 2 yr old boys
Let me break down my week for you thus far.
THURSDAY: Start my period, become, for lack of a better word, a bitch.
FRIDAY: drive to monument, get drunk, Miss Jason.
SATURDAY: begin babysitting for 4 and 2 yr old boys. very sweet. take boys to family dinner in denver. on the drive down...
4 year old: I....bathroom.
me: you need to go to the bathroom?
4 year old: too late.
clean the mess up, invite meghan over. meghan drops child. not really he was going to fall anyways, i'm just teasing her. child face plants and proceeds to cry for 4 hours. take advil for headache. drive home. place sleeping children in bed, pass out.
SUNDAY: get woken up at 7 am. mutter "you've got to be kidding me" get up make breakfast, play, make lunch, take children to my parents house. play. take them home, make dinner, get ready to give a bath. phone rings, take both kids out of the bathroom to answer. turn around, 4 yr old is gone. panic while looking for him. find him 20 minutes later hiding. lecture. give up on bath, put children in bed. four yr old cries for two hours. finally goes to sleep. I pass out.
Monday: take kids to parents, get massage, mom makes me feel like a loser, get boys to bed, can't sleep. wake up at 1, 2, 3, and 4:30 am
tuesday : Parents come home thank god, i drive home anticipating the sex that is waiting for me. get here, he doesn't answer. go to bed irritated.
all in all, it's sucked.
THURSDAY: Start my period, become, for lack of a better word, a bitch.
FRIDAY: drive to monument, get drunk, Miss Jason.
SATURDAY: begin babysitting for 4 and 2 yr old boys. very sweet. take boys to family dinner in denver. on the drive down...
4 year old: I....bathroom.
me: you need to go to the bathroom?
4 year old: too late.
clean the mess up, invite meghan over. meghan drops child. not really he was going to fall anyways, i'm just teasing her. child face plants and proceeds to cry for 4 hours. take advil for headache. drive home. place sleeping children in bed, pass out.
SUNDAY: get woken up at 7 am. mutter "you've got to be kidding me" get up make breakfast, play, make lunch, take children to my parents house. play. take them home, make dinner, get ready to give a bath. phone rings, take both kids out of the bathroom to answer. turn around, 4 yr old is gone. panic while looking for him. find him 20 minutes later hiding. lecture. give up on bath, put children in bed. four yr old cries for two hours. finally goes to sleep. I pass out.
Monday: take kids to parents, get massage, mom makes me feel like a loser, get boys to bed, can't sleep. wake up at 1, 2, 3, and 4:30 am
tuesday : Parents come home thank god, i drive home anticipating the sex that is waiting for me. get here, he doesn't answer. go to bed irritated.
all in all, it's sucked.