Title: Do You Want Me, Or Do You Want Me Dead? (Masterpost)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Jalex
Summary: Jalex as sexy assasins. Need I say more?
Disclaimer: Title and cut to All Time Low. If you are Alex or Jack and you really are just friends then do NOT read this. However, if you engage in sexy times like we all know you do then go right ahead :)
A/N: This fic has my heart.
"there's no such thing as a perfect crime."