fffuuuuuuunnnnnyyyyyyyyyy things to do! copied from SIBBY
omg...i thought this was soo funny! i was looking throught sibby`s old entries for her lj cause i was bored and i found this! hope you don`t mind sibby!
15 Things to do at Walmart:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they
aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3 in
house wares'...and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll
invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't
you people just leave me alone?'
9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your
nose
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he
knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from
"Mission Impossible"
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different
size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!
PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal
position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST:
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell
loudly "Hey! You're out of toilet paper in here!!"
Fun Things To Do in an Elevator
·make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
·Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
·Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
·Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
·Sell Girl Scout cookies.
·On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
·Shave.
·Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
·Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
·Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
·When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
·Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
·Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
·One word: Flatulence!
·On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
·Do Tai Chi exercises.
·Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
·When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, motion sickness!"
·Give religious tracts to each passenger.
·Meow occasionally.
·Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
·Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
·Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
·Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
·Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
·Walk on with a cooler that says "you give love a human head" on the side.
·Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
·Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
·Leave a box between the doors.
·Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
·Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
·Start a sing-along.
·When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
·Play the harmonica.
·Shadow box.
·Say "Ding!" at each floor.
·Lean against the button panel.
·Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
·Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
·Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
·Bring a chair along.
·Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
·Blow spit bubbles.
·Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
·Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
·Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
·Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
·Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
·Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
·If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
15 Things to do at Walmart:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they
aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3 in
house wares'...and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll
invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't
you people just leave me alone?'
9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your
nose
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he
knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from
"Mission Impossible"
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different
size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!
PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal
position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST:
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell
loudly "Hey! You're out of toilet paper in here!!"
Fun Things To Do in an Elevator
·make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
·Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
·Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
·Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
·Sell Girl Scout cookies.
·On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
·Shave.
·Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
·Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
·Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
·When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
·Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
·Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
·One word: Flatulence!
·On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
·Do Tai Chi exercises.
·Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
·When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, motion sickness!"
·Give religious tracts to each passenger.
·Meow occasionally.
·Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
·Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
·Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
·Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
·Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
·Walk on with a cooler that says "you give love a human head" on the side.
·Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
·Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
·Leave a box between the doors.
·Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
·Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
·Start a sing-along.
·When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
·Play the harmonica.
·Shadow box.
·Say "Ding!" at each floor.
·Lean against the button panel.
·Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
·Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
·Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
·Bring a chair along.
·Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
·Blow spit bubbles.
·Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
·Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
·Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
·Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
·Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
·Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
·If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"