HOLY FREAKS!
So this is how our date with Lynsi for her birthday went....
FIRST:
We go to Bahama Breeze for dinner. It was really good. They had sweet drinks and really awesome food.
THEN:
We go to Greektown Casino. It took us, no joke, about 45 minutes to find a parking spot. I lost all my money and Lynsi won $70 I think and that bitch Julie put a dollar in the quarter slots (the only thing she played all night) and won 15 bucks on her first try. We drank 2 dolla cosmos and me and Mis went on a hunt for Blue Margaritas but when we FINALLY found them, they were out and we would have had to wait 20 minutes to get one and we were on our way out the door.
NEXT:
We decide we're taking Lynz to the bar. So after a lot of driving around looking for one that was "happenin'" we settled first on Joe Suds. It was kinda lame but we got to try a few sweet new drinks/shots. Then we went over to skinny's where we made Lynz do 3 shots in a row and chase them with hypnotic and sprite because she wasnt drunk, and on her 21st birthday we kind of felt like it was our duty to get her drunk. So after 2 red headed sluts and a shot of Jim Bean, she was finally there....and so was Missy. They were both trashed.
FINALLY:
We have to keep with tradition and get a drunken meal so we decide on Coney since that and Denny's are about all the options we have. We go to Coney and we're just sitting, eating, being loud and obnoxious (as most drunks are) and then we see Cavin so we call him over to talk to us. We talked for awhile and then it was time to go. Lynsi asked me to get a head start with her and walk to the car so I agreed, seeing as how she was trashed and I was just a little buzzed. On our way out, we see this guy, creepy as hell, in a pinstripe suit and wearing blue eyeshadow underneath his eyes...let me remind you this is at 1 in the morning...and we've all had our fair share to drink. We're standing by the car waiting for Mis and Jules and me and Lynsi see him walk out of coney and only freaked out just a little bit when he doesnt go to his car but just kind of stands in the middle of the parking lot. Then we see Missy come out right after him. She walks up to Lynsi and says "here, I have a note for you from that guy in there". Oh yes, it was our friend eyeshadow. So at this point we are freaking out so we get in the car and lock the door so we can read the note since this guy is now hanging out in the parking lot. It has his name, personal email, work email, work website and then it tells Lynsi that he thinks shes beautiful and would like to get to know her better. Then there's this spot on the paper and it says "write back here" and has an arrow pointing down. As soon as I saw it I thought "wow, how 3rd grade of you...". So then right after we read this we see him pull out of the parking lot in a HERSE! Thats right, a fucking HERSE! Now, anyone from around here knows where the 24 hour coney on gratiot is. What does this scary fucker do? Turns LEFT out of the parking lot onto the one way street. Me, Mis, and Lynsi are drunkenly obnoxiously screaming as loud as we can, thinking hes going to come back in the parking lot and we cant go anywhere because we are all drunk and Julie is still inside. I almost shit myself as he pulls a u-ey and goes back the right way. Then Julie comes out and tells us that she was freaked out because she saw him watching us the whole time but originally thought it was because we were being loud when we were talking to Cavin. Then when we left we called Cavin and he said that he saw the guy staring over at our table the whole time too. It was so scary, we were freaking out all the way home thinking the fucker was gonna follow us, it was so weird. Oh well, It was a memorable night, thats for sure. Now I just keep waiting to look outside and see a herse sitting in front of my house....UGH.
PICTURES of our Birthday date will follow tomorrow when I upload them =)
FIRST:
We go to Bahama Breeze for dinner. It was really good. They had sweet drinks and really awesome food.
THEN:
We go to Greektown Casino. It took us, no joke, about 45 minutes to find a parking spot. I lost all my money and Lynsi won $70 I think and that bitch Julie put a dollar in the quarter slots (the only thing she played all night) and won 15 bucks on her first try. We drank 2 dolla cosmos and me and Mis went on a hunt for Blue Margaritas but when we FINALLY found them, they were out and we would have had to wait 20 minutes to get one and we were on our way out the door.
NEXT:
We decide we're taking Lynz to the bar. So after a lot of driving around looking for one that was "happenin'" we settled first on Joe Suds. It was kinda lame but we got to try a few sweet new drinks/shots. Then we went over to skinny's where we made Lynz do 3 shots in a row and chase them with hypnotic and sprite because she wasnt drunk, and on her 21st birthday we kind of felt like it was our duty to get her drunk. So after 2 red headed sluts and a shot of Jim Bean, she was finally there....and so was Missy. They were both trashed.
FINALLY:
We have to keep with tradition and get a drunken meal so we decide on Coney since that and Denny's are about all the options we have. We go to Coney and we're just sitting, eating, being loud and obnoxious (as most drunks are) and then we see Cavin so we call him over to talk to us. We talked for awhile and then it was time to go. Lynsi asked me to get a head start with her and walk to the car so I agreed, seeing as how she was trashed and I was just a little buzzed. On our way out, we see this guy, creepy as hell, in a pinstripe suit and wearing blue eyeshadow underneath his eyes...let me remind you this is at 1 in the morning...and we've all had our fair share to drink. We're standing by the car waiting for Mis and Jules and me and Lynsi see him walk out of coney and only freaked out just a little bit when he doesnt go to his car but just kind of stands in the middle of the parking lot. Then we see Missy come out right after him. She walks up to Lynsi and says "here, I have a note for you from that guy in there". Oh yes, it was our friend eyeshadow. So at this point we are freaking out so we get in the car and lock the door so we can read the note since this guy is now hanging out in the parking lot. It has his name, personal email, work email, work website and then it tells Lynsi that he thinks shes beautiful and would like to get to know her better. Then there's this spot on the paper and it says "write back here" and has an arrow pointing down. As soon as I saw it I thought "wow, how 3rd grade of you...". So then right after we read this we see him pull out of the parking lot in a HERSE! Thats right, a fucking HERSE! Now, anyone from around here knows where the 24 hour coney on gratiot is. What does this scary fucker do? Turns LEFT out of the parking lot onto the one way street. Me, Mis, and Lynsi are drunkenly obnoxiously screaming as loud as we can, thinking hes going to come back in the parking lot and we cant go anywhere because we are all drunk and Julie is still inside. I almost shit myself as he pulls a u-ey and goes back the right way. Then Julie comes out and tells us that she was freaked out because she saw him watching us the whole time but originally thought it was because we were being loud when we were talking to Cavin. Then when we left we called Cavin and he said that he saw the guy staring over at our table the whole time too. It was so scary, we were freaking out all the way home thinking the fucker was gonna follow us, it was so weird. Oh well, It was a memorable night, thats for sure. Now I just keep waiting to look outside and see a herse sitting in front of my house....UGH.
PICTURES of our Birthday date will follow tomorrow when I upload them =)