Summary: When Kirk goes AWOL, McCoy is dispatched to bring him back using his unique talents (yes, those ones).
Word count: 7K
Warnings: Explicit sex, language and smoking/drugs. Very slight D/s overtones.
Written for
blue_jack's delightful prompt at the
buckleup_meme. She actually provided a line of dialogue; I won't say which one, but when you laugh, you'll know it's hers. Beta-read by the captain of my heart,
sangueuk , who somehow worked this in on top of two Big Bangs. Thank you.
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