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Dec 27, 2005 02:14

Time for sleep soon.



by limitedbythesky

lindiril's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 18% Politically Correct!)

Started : 01st January 2006 01:30:16 AM

Ended : 01st January 2006 05:30:17 PM
Alco Money! : $ 192

Guests of Honour
glucoseguy is a buoyant Muslim. glucoseguy drank 4 White Wines, 4 Irish Creams, 1 Pilsner.
cythraul is a poignant Atheist. cythraul drank 3 Sherrys, 2 Mint Juleps.
ushapanda is a suicidal Fundementalist Christian who enjoys mugging frail old ladies and stealing their bus passes. ushapanda decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
toriaa is a powerless Muslim. toriaa drank 12 Aligator Bites, 2 Vodkas.
__lestatia is a spiteful Taoist. __lestatia decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
greek_artemis is an unfortunate Hindu. greek_artemis drank 5 Absinthes, 1 Ale, 2 Sherrys, 4 Ales, 4 Cosmopolitans.
changeinwatrloo is a lethargic Agnostic and is as anti-alcohol as they come. changeinwatrloo drank 2 Stouts, 12 Red Wines.
lexx_kun is a graceful Taoist and is a real devotee to the happy juice. lexx_kun drank 1 Absinthe.
lindiril is a bummed out Liberal Christian and a real tank-head. lindiril drank 2 Lagers, 1 Pilsner.
Sick!

Oh what a beautiful morning! Oh what a beautiful day! Some bastards puked on the ceiling! greek_artemis, changeinwatrloo had better stay out of lindiril's way!
Fights

'Look Godchild, I've had enough of your bollocks. It's time to meet your maker!' mumbled cythraul before they began bludgening ushapanda to several yards from death with lindiril's mother's ironing board.'
Lovers

No one would have predicted it at the start of the evening but it seems like greek_artemis has found an eternal soulmate in ushapanda. Oh the romance!
The Drunkest

To say that greek_artemis loves alcohol is like saying the Pet Shop Boys love cock. Oh-la-la!
Random Events

glucoseguy made violent love with cythraul on top of the television.

ushapanda and lindiril thought it would be frightfully funny if they released an otter down cythraul's
underpants. cythraul now appreciates the dangers of frenzied land mammals.

Happy New Year!

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