A lot of people are mocking
Ace of Spades for some retarded remarks he made earlier this week. This whole thing is really just a tangled nest of WTF.
1. ABC News prints a list of hints your husband might be gay. (
NO REALLY.)
2. The list includes the item: "If your husband is turned off by the thought of touching your vaginal area or performing oral sex on you."
3. Ace, in his in-depth discussion of this important issue,
says some dumb stuff The issue isn't so much that Ace dared suggest men don't like giving oral sex to ladies (the Huffington Post article he references itself says, "And let's be honest, a lot of men do not enjoy performing oral sex on women, that's why we invented feminism."), it's really more the way he said it:
Turned off by cunninglingus? Eh, a lot of guys don't dig that. Who the hell knows what's going on down there. It's like H.R. Geiger giving up ink and canvas to work in the avant-garde medium of Play-Doh and bacon.
So a lot of people are mocking Ace's descriptive skills, not to mention his self-confessed fear of lady-parts. My favorite bit of mockery:
this diagram on Obsidian Wings.