i should really be working harder. but i'm such a space cadet today. do they let you use forums or chats or something? come online and talk to me. I know you're either drowning your thinking brain in REAL work--or desperately spacing out.
come. be distracted with me. post here with whatever forum or chat space i should look for you at... and i'll see you there.
I cannn'ttttt. Things like AIM are blocked, and even if I could find a chat thing they didn't block? Wouldn't wanna try it. I mean, I think I can just BARELY justify the amount of time I spend looking at LJ. But I can't justify chat rooms even to myself...
can't we just talk here? Why are you so bored and spacey, anyway?
i dunno! here is good. i just... yeah. i'm hungry, so i'm gonna get some foodage and hope that brings me some focus.
but yeah. i just totally have NO attention span today. I'm thinking that when i get home, i'm gonna gonna go to bed way early.
OH regardless of all things that may or may not happen--Kevin and I want to take you out to dinner at some point. In the near future. In a "treat" fashion. *nods*
um. visas is in heat again... and getting more vocal. as soon as she's had that second booster shot for distemper, we're gonna book the FIXING. poor berlioz can't take too much more sexual harassment. ;)
but yeah. i just totally have NO attention span today. I'm thinking that when i get home, i'm gonna gonna go to bed way early.
Oh, I have SO been there.
OH regardless of all things that may or may not happen--Kevin and I want to take you out to dinner at some point. In the near future. In a "treat" fashion. *nods*
Thanks, sweetie. I just really hope it's a victory dinner and not a "we love you please don't kill yourself" dinner. *sigh* Less than 2 hours left! Speaking not being able to focus...
um. visas is in heat again... and getting more vocal. as soon as she's had that second booster shot for distemper, we're gonna book the FIXING. poor berlioz can't take too much more sexual harassment. ;)
Awww. Poor Visas!
And tell Berli that if he wants to sue you for creating a hostile work environment, I will represent him, but I do not accept personal checks from cats.
indeed. a dinner of victory! with dessert first...before dinner... that way we're sure to have room for the best stuff. *nods!*
see... that is a generous offer to Berlioz there, but you would have to convince me that it's actually a "WORK" environment. I've not paid him. He's got no contract. And really, short of shitting in a specific box, i've not seen him do "work." ...even that's a stretch.
but yes. i will inform him that he cannot use his new custom kitty-checks. He will be heart-broken.
Well, you know, I USED to take checks but I just got screwed too many times. There was this one Siamese, I got him off on a murder rap from a coke deal gone bad. And how does that little fucker repay me? Goes straight from the courthouse to the airport and flies to Guatamala. Three days later I try to cash the check he gave me and it BOUNCES. If that punk ever crosses the border again I will have his ass in a SLING.
Where was I? Oh yeah.
So, no, no checks. But I do accept cash and money orders.
As for "work"- he provides you with love, affection, and squeezable softness! You think it's easy being that adorable?
...love is not work. (and don't talk to me about prostitution.)
and CHARMIN TOILET PAPER also provides squeezable softness. I don't worry about the "work environment" for my TP.
Kitty gets food, shelter, sanitation, love, affection, and sit-on-able softness from me. I'm pretty sure that's a co-dependent situation and not one of worker/employee.
bastard siamese. They're all talk, but the substance just isn't there.
The peg leg is part of the service. But there will be a nominal fee if he wants me to also wear the eyepatch or the hook. Utilization of the hook during trial (ie slamming it threateningly point-first into the table in front of the opposing party) is charged on a per-use basis.
isn't that terribly dangerous? And what if you got stuck? Wouldn't that negate the ominous threat? ...My lawyer's stuck to the opposing counsel's desk...and i'm paying for it...
yeah. cat or not, i don't see Berlioz being pleased with that. He'd probably be cool with paying you for each successful COMPLETION of that manuever.
*nods*
Oh and go check out Kevin's journal. the one where there's comments--the bit about doing research and knowing what you're talking about before mouthing off. I just 'won' i think.
It depends on the judge. Once I was in jail for contempt for three days.
And what if you got stuck?
I'm very, very good, that's all. Do not question my credentials! If you people knew the skills of pirate lawyering then you wouldn't need to hire me, now would you?
yeah. cat or not, i don't see Berlioz being pleased with that. He'd probably be cool with paying you for each successful COMPLETION of that manuever.
That's what I meant. Although i wasn't really allowing for the possibility of screwing up because, well...I don't.
Oh and go check out Kevin's journal. the one where there's comments--the bit about doing research and knowing what you're talking about before mouthing off. I just 'won' i think.
Haha, remind me later if I forget. I got some people here talking to me now.
yes. then i stand corrected and in awe of your l337 p1r4t3-l4wy3r1ng sk1lz.
and it's nothing glorious. The girl pretty much handed me the hammer and nails. Twas not a shining moment of crafty rhetoric. Merely a fortuitous happenstance wherein i was able to point out the 'tard-ery.
watch. She'll totally find your lj now and we'll have a stupid flame war on your comments page about how retarded she was or wasn't and whether or not she would lose in a fight to a quadraplegic chimpanzee fetus. I say she would.
i should really be working harder. but i'm such a space cadet today. do they let you use forums or chats or something? come online and talk to me. I know you're either drowning your thinking brain in REAL work--or desperately spacing out.
come. be distracted with me. post here with whatever forum or chat space i should look for you at... and i'll see you there.
*putters uselessly*
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can't we just talk here? Why are you so bored and spacey, anyway?
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but yeah. i just totally have NO attention span today. I'm thinking that when i get home, i'm gonna gonna go to bed way early.
OH regardless of all things that may or may not happen--Kevin and I want to take you out to dinner at some point. In the near future. In a "treat" fashion. *nods*
um. visas is in heat again... and getting more vocal. as soon as she's had that second booster shot for distemper, we're gonna book the FIXING. poor berlioz can't take too much more sexual harassment. ;)
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Oh, I have SO been there.
OH regardless of all things that may or may not happen--Kevin and I want to take you out to dinner at some point. In the near future. In a "treat" fashion. *nods*
Thanks, sweetie. I just really hope it's a victory dinner and not a "we love you please don't kill yourself" dinner. *sigh* Less than 2 hours left! Speaking not being able to focus...
um. visas is in heat again... and getting more vocal. as soon as she's had that second booster shot for distemper, we're gonna book the FIXING. poor berlioz can't take too much more sexual harassment. ;)
Awww. Poor Visas!
And tell Berli that if he wants to sue you for creating a hostile work environment, I will represent him, but I do not accept personal checks from cats.
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see... that is a generous offer to Berlioz there, but you would have to convince me that it's actually a "WORK" environment. I've not paid him. He's got no contract. And really, short of shitting in a specific box, i've not seen him do "work." ...even that's a stretch.
but yes. i will inform him that he cannot use his new custom kitty-checks. He will be heart-broken.
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Where was I? Oh yeah.
So, no, no checks. But I do accept cash and money orders.
As for "work"- he provides you with love, affection, and squeezable softness! You think it's easy being that adorable?
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and CHARMIN TOILET PAPER also provides squeezable softness. I don't worry about the "work environment" for my TP.
Kitty gets food, shelter, sanitation, love, affection, and sit-on-able softness from me. I'm pretty sure that's a co-dependent situation and not one of worker/employee.
bastard siamese. They're all talk, but the substance just isn't there.
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Speaking of work, who the hell names their kid "Chealyn"? Is that a man or a woman? And how the fuck do you even pronounce it?
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ch-eye-ah-lin?
Chee-lin?
Chee-ah-lin?
Samanatha?
who knows.
and yes. court! :D Huzzah! will you wear the peg leg? or will that cost extra?
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isn't that terribly dangerous? And what if you got stuck? Wouldn't that negate the ominous threat? ...My lawyer's stuck to the opposing counsel's desk...and i'm paying for it...
yeah. cat or not, i don't see Berlioz being pleased with that. He'd probably be cool with paying you for each successful COMPLETION of that manuever.
*nods*
Oh and go check out Kevin's journal. the one where there's comments--the bit about doing research and knowing what you're talking about before mouthing off. I just 'won' i think.
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It depends on the judge. Once I was in jail for contempt for three days.
And what if you got stuck?
I'm very, very good, that's all. Do not question my credentials! If you people knew the skills of pirate lawyering then you wouldn't need to hire me, now would you?
yeah. cat or not, i don't see Berlioz being pleased with that. He'd probably be cool with paying you for each successful COMPLETION of that manuever.
That's what I meant. Although i wasn't really allowing for the possibility of screwing up because, well...I don't.
Oh and go check out Kevin's journal. the one where there's comments--the bit about doing research and knowing what you're talking about before mouthing off. I just 'won' i think.
Haha, remind me later if I forget. I got some people here talking to me now.
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yes. then i stand corrected and in awe of your l337 p1r4t3-l4wy3r1ng sk1lz.
and it's nothing glorious. The girl pretty much handed me the hammer and nails. Twas not a shining moment of crafty rhetoric. Merely a fortuitous happenstance wherein i was able to point out the 'tard-ery.
watch. She'll totally find your lj now and we'll have a stupid flame war on your comments page about how retarded she was or wasn't and whether or not she would lose in a fight to a quadraplegic chimpanzee fetus. I say she would.
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