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And oh my god, does it feel good, even though I feel ass.
There will be a more detailed update of all the what the fuckness that was my Friday through Tuesday night at another time. So for right now, a few bullet points
1 extra hour of surgery
4 incisions.
22 staples.
A shitload of morphine.
3 crazy old people.
1 family who need to learn what the words 'visiting hours' and 'don't have your entire family in the four bed room at once, you fuckwits' means.
1 incredibly detailed story from my pastor about his bowel function (please, please do not ask, because I might tell you)
And 1 full day spent pouting because the surgeon didn't come until almost twelve hours after he said he would, and I was told I'd have to stay in the hospital another night, only to have the surgeon release me and let me go home! I know, I know, whenever you watch ER, that's the point where Something Terrible happens because you dared to leave the hospital, but this will not be the case. No.
So I'm going to bed. With more codeine. And I may sleep for a long, long, long time. But thank you for thoughts and things. MWAH everyone.
The Jay.
There will be a more detailed update of all the what the fuckness that was my Friday through Tuesday night at another time. So for right now, a few bullet points
1 extra hour of surgery
4 incisions.
22 staples.
A shitload of morphine.
3 crazy old people.
1 family who need to learn what the words 'visiting hours' and 'don't have your entire family in the four bed room at once, you fuckwits' means.
1 incredibly detailed story from my pastor about his bowel function (please, please do not ask, because I might tell you)
And 1 full day spent pouting because the surgeon didn't come until almost twelve hours after he said he would, and I was told I'd have to stay in the hospital another night, only to have the surgeon release me and let me go home! I know, I know, whenever you watch ER, that's the point where Something Terrible happens because you dared to leave the hospital, but this will not be the case. No.
So I'm going to bed. With more codeine. And I may sleep for a long, long, long time. But thank you for thoughts and things. MWAH everyone.
The Jay.