i wrote this as a joke at work yesterday

[lindangerdorie]

and now it's become hysterically relevant

How to Care for Your Lin:

1. Give her wine. Lots and lots of wine.
2. Frequently remind her to eat and/or sleep. Lin will forgo both in times of intense stress and anxiety, which is pretty much what her life is made of.
3. Send her kitten spam. Lots of it. Bonus points if they are wearing funny costumes.
4. If Lin is still not remembering to eat, by all means strap her down and force feed her food while reiterating that it's for her own good. She will kick and scream but once the food hits her system, she'll more likely than not be much less hostile.
5. Give her coffee. Lots and lots of coffee. Black and bitter and strong, like her constitution ahahahahaha
6. Do not accidentally a third roommate/friend who visits and never leaves in a tiny one bedroom apartment. LIN NEEDS HER SPACE, OKAY
7. Also do not bombard her with social obligations and interactions in her personal space (ie her home) when s

I am drunk right now and suddenly all is right with the world

yup.