hands in the sky
last night, party- THE USUAL-
except this time I got BUCK with the UVA college grad
hm fucker
i straight BITCHED HIM DOWN and had him running from me he was making me SO crazy and i was trying to tell him to chill out he had been trying literally 2 hours to break into the room alhouse and megan were sleeping in and he had plyers
i dont give a fuck who you are
NO ONE TAKES PLYERS TO MY DOOR
so i ask him calmly at 3am after im pissed and waking up to put the plyers away and go to bed becasue stan and ryans court case is in the morning...
but he wants to argue.
so then im like... no... serioulsy im about to flip out.
nope. he wants to be a smart ass.
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I body slam a 6'2" built guy into a door and wrestle one pair of plyers out of his hand... (everyones in the hall watching us fight now) then he bear hugs me and starts laughing
but lindas no little weak girl
i can wrestle motherfucker
so i wrestle my way out and pin him face first on the wall (my back was agains his back and my legs were up agains the other wall in the hallway) so he counldnt move...
once he resisted fighting, i jumped down pushed him over and took the second set of plyers. i went down stairs with logan and justin.
then like 4 min later i hear megan sccreaming at the top of her lungs
he found out how to get into the room after all that
so i go in there and erics like siting on her bed like its funny and shes like screaming to get the fuck out and shes tryin to sleep and yaddayadaa and brandons in there so i go in and start pushin everyone out and on my way out i see the huge crack and hole in the door.
so im like OH FUCK WHERE THE FUCKIS BRANDON everyones silent
and scott goes... HE WENT DOWNSTAIRS! and im like no this mother fucker didnt so i walk into the masterbed room rip open the closet and there he is in a ball on the floor. i dunno how i knew where he was.
so i rip him up and just start biching him out more than ive ever bitched anyone out in my whole life
it was like the "i was drunk and now im pissed and sober and im about to beat your ass" kinda thing.
so brandons the type to always have an intelligent comment and etc
im in his face with my finger (standing on my tiptoes) in the closet and im like YOU MOTHER FUCKER GET THE FUCK OUT GO DOWNSTAIRS SLEEP ON THE COUCH DONT EVEN RESPOND WITH A WORD I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY YOUR DISRESPECTFUL TO ME AND I DONT WANT YOU COMMING BACK IN THE MORNIGN YOU LEAVE DONE COME BACK TOMARROW DONT COME BACK NEXT WEEK MAYBE IN 2 WEEKS YOU CAN WHEN I CALM DOWN AND YOU DECIDE YOU WANT TO HAVE AN (makes quote marks with fingers)"INTELLECTUAL" CONVERSATION SINCE YOUR SO DAMN SMART... and i went on for like 5 minutes. i mean, i wish someone whoudlve recorded that shit. that was QUALTIY bitching.
he is just lokoing at the floor and is like oh.
a first in his whole life.
he took it like a bitch.
then he went down stairs, and went to sleep on the carpet.
and everyone else went to sleep.
QUEEN LINDA OF EVERYTHING PREVAILS AGAIN
Then we spent this morning making a list of rules.... Brandon and I.
And I made him clean the whole house... while I slept on the couch.
Thats right... YOUR MY BITCH.
it kinda pisses me off thatlogan said i cant ocme to justins to swim with everyone.
even though everyone comes to myhouse to drink.
hmm.
then when i told eric, eric called and then logan called me and was like ... "i never said that"...
ohh... right... so i made it up.
except this time I got BUCK with the UVA college grad
hm fucker
i straight BITCHED HIM DOWN and had him running from me he was making me SO crazy and i was trying to tell him to chill out he had been trying literally 2 hours to break into the room alhouse and megan were sleeping in and he had plyers
i dont give a fuck who you are
NO ONE TAKES PLYERS TO MY DOOR
so i ask him calmly at 3am after im pissed and waking up to put the plyers away and go to bed becasue stan and ryans court case is in the morning...
but he wants to argue.
so then im like... no... serioulsy im about to flip out.
nope. he wants to be a smart ass.
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I body slam a 6'2" built guy into a door and wrestle one pair of plyers out of his hand... (everyones in the hall watching us fight now) then he bear hugs me and starts laughing
but lindas no little weak girl
i can wrestle motherfucker
so i wrestle my way out and pin him face first on the wall (my back was agains his back and my legs were up agains the other wall in the hallway) so he counldnt move...
once he resisted fighting, i jumped down pushed him over and took the second set of plyers. i went down stairs with logan and justin.
then like 4 min later i hear megan sccreaming at the top of her lungs
he found out how to get into the room after all that
so i go in there and erics like siting on her bed like its funny and shes like screaming to get the fuck out and shes tryin to sleep and yaddayadaa and brandons in there so i go in and start pushin everyone out and on my way out i see the huge crack and hole in the door.
so im like OH FUCK WHERE THE FUCKIS BRANDON everyones silent
and scott goes... HE WENT DOWNSTAIRS! and im like no this mother fucker didnt so i walk into the masterbed room rip open the closet and there he is in a ball on the floor. i dunno how i knew where he was.
so i rip him up and just start biching him out more than ive ever bitched anyone out in my whole life
it was like the "i was drunk and now im pissed and sober and im about to beat your ass" kinda thing.
so brandons the type to always have an intelligent comment and etc
im in his face with my finger (standing on my tiptoes) in the closet and im like YOU MOTHER FUCKER GET THE FUCK OUT GO DOWNSTAIRS SLEEP ON THE COUCH DONT EVEN RESPOND WITH A WORD I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY YOUR DISRESPECTFUL TO ME AND I DONT WANT YOU COMMING BACK IN THE MORNIGN YOU LEAVE DONE COME BACK TOMARROW DONT COME BACK NEXT WEEK MAYBE IN 2 WEEKS YOU CAN WHEN I CALM DOWN AND YOU DECIDE YOU WANT TO HAVE AN (makes quote marks with fingers)"INTELLECTUAL" CONVERSATION SINCE YOUR SO DAMN SMART... and i went on for like 5 minutes. i mean, i wish someone whoudlve recorded that shit. that was QUALTIY bitching.
he is just lokoing at the floor and is like oh.
a first in his whole life.
he took it like a bitch.
then he went down stairs, and went to sleep on the carpet.
and everyone else went to sleep.
QUEEN LINDA OF EVERYTHING PREVAILS AGAIN
Then we spent this morning making a list of rules.... Brandon and I.
And I made him clean the whole house... while I slept on the couch.
Thats right... YOUR MY BITCH.
it kinda pisses me off thatlogan said i cant ocme to justins to swim with everyone.
even though everyone comes to myhouse to drink.
hmm.
then when i told eric, eric called and then logan called me and was like ... "i never said that"...
ohh... right... so i made it up.