Why Rutgers Rules Beyond all Others
Here's a little rhyme about girls from Rutgers! Acquired by my fantastic roommate and brought to you by me!
Monmouth girls are pretty,
Princeton girls are smart,
but it takes a "Scarlet girl"
to win a guys heart.
FDU girls can't dance
Rider girls can't flow,
and when you want the best-looking girl
Rutgers is where you go.
Rowan girls are wild,
Drew girls are fun,
but when it comes to drinking
RU girls are #1.
Girls will be girls north south east & west
But a Rutgers girl always rates the best!
So any guy who reads this
truly has to know,
if you have a Scarlet girl,
you should never let her go!
RU BABY!!