Christ, It's now 8:40... What a amazing amount of tension has befallen me tonight... I rolled up to duffy's at about 7 o'clock... Walking in as usual i noticed there was a homo-erotic looking bouncer at the door... now, anyone who's seen me knows i look right around the age of 32... so thinking nothing of him i walked up to the bar to grab a drink... i managed to down about 4 old styles in about an hour... as im finishing my last drink and talking that all powerful last drag, i notice the bouncer is talking to the bartender and pointing in my general direction... feeling like i actually had balls tonight i decided to go see what blind stare was all about... as i approached the bartender, the bouncer stepped in and informed me that i would have to leave... after a brief second i realized, that i was infact white and had ever right to be in a bar in valpo... i proceeded to ask "why...?"... he informed me that i did not have a valid i.d. on me and that the police would be called if i didnt "vacate the building..." Feeling like john wayne i grapped into my pocket at lightning like speed and pulled out my passport... i.e. idenification card informing him that i was rich and not meant to be treated like a homeless 20 year old............... After a few apologies and an amazing rim-job he asked me if i would like a beer... i told him simply this... "although i respect your authority here at duffy's... im once again going to have to bow out of the sandwhich industry, because in all reality i am an animator... Time to hit sementos... ~Geoff
Above is a poor person's id...
Above is my I.D.
~Geoff
Drink total ~9