Because Moony makes for good inspiration.
Ten things you prolly will never hear from the window of Baker Street
#10
"Oi jawn, we're a lil low on cash so how bout you pop out to the petrol station, bootybump a bit and lemme ride u like a checker cab."
#9
"Mrs. Hudson, are these knickers yours or Sherlock's? You said cerise drains you but I didn't want to assume...''
#8
"We think the poison was mixed in with random jars of butter. Because John assures me that *that* has never happened to him before and no matter how good the sex is one usually does not need resucitation. And it ate holes in the mattress."
#7
"It's entirely scientific John. If a man your age can manage it then surely the suspect could. You just have to take a deep breath, bend your knees and think very hard about England. Or Taiwan. They probably teach it there."
#6
"Sherlock, do you really expect me to believe that Anderson simply woke up with a tattoo of a penis on his neck? This isn't California. There's loads of papers you have to sign first. And there's the inscription. 'Here be muh nutsack'. In your handwriting."
#5
"Hey I just met you... And this is CRAZY... But here's my number-" "I'd rather text."
#4
"BOYS. If I've said it once I've said it a hundred times. You are simply going to HAVE to pay a deposit before making and large additions to the flat. And before you say anything a GleeSwing IS a large addition as it strains the support beams and makes a horrid squeaky noise. I don't care WHOM is in it, so don't you give me that look Sherlock Holmes."
#3
"Bill, Bill, Request, Circular, Bill- Oh. OH. John. JOHN! It's here! The new Stockroom.com magazine! Oh, it's CHRISTMAS."
#2
"No means no, John. Unless it means 'do that a few more times because I may have prematurely judged the merit of hanging by my feet from the ceiling while you pour strawberry jam on me.' But usually it just means no."
#1.
"Dammit Sherlock, you CANNOT tell me that you honestly intended that videomail to HELP. 2G1C IS NOT AN FDA APPROVED APPETITE SUPPRESSANT AND MYCROFT HAS BEEN IN THAT LOO FOR 6 HOURS. You pick up that phone and apologize this instant. With actual sounds. And do NOT snort."
Yes, I know. But it amused me and is better than nothing.
#10
"Oi jawn, we're a lil low on cash so how bout you pop out to the petrol station, bootybump a bit and lemme ride u like a checker cab."
#9
"Mrs. Hudson, are these knickers yours or Sherlock's? You said cerise drains you but I didn't want to assume...''
#8
"We think the poison was mixed in with random jars of butter. Because John assures me that *that* has never happened to him before and no matter how good the sex is one usually does not need resucitation. And it ate holes in the mattress."
#7
"It's entirely scientific John. If a man your age can manage it then surely the suspect could. You just have to take a deep breath, bend your knees and think very hard about England. Or Taiwan. They probably teach it there."
#6
"Sherlock, do you really expect me to believe that Anderson simply woke up with a tattoo of a penis on his neck? This isn't California. There's loads of papers you have to sign first. And there's the inscription. 'Here be muh nutsack'. In your handwriting."
#5
"Hey I just met you... And this is CRAZY... But here's my number-" "I'd rather text."
#4
"BOYS. If I've said it once I've said it a hundred times. You are simply going to HAVE to pay a deposit before making and large additions to the flat. And before you say anything a GleeSwing IS a large addition as it strains the support beams and makes a horrid squeaky noise. I don't care WHOM is in it, so don't you give me that look Sherlock Holmes."
#3
"Bill, Bill, Request, Circular, Bill- Oh. OH. John. JOHN! It's here! The new Stockroom.com magazine! Oh, it's CHRISTMAS."
#2
"No means no, John. Unless it means 'do that a few more times because I may have prematurely judged the merit of hanging by my feet from the ceiling while you pour strawberry jam on me.' But usually it just means no."
#1.
"Dammit Sherlock, you CANNOT tell me that you honestly intended that videomail to HELP. 2G1C IS NOT AN FDA APPROVED APPETITE SUPPRESSANT AND MYCROFT HAS BEEN IN THAT LOO FOR 6 HOURS. You pick up that phone and apologize this instant. With actual sounds. And do NOT snort."
Yes, I know. But it amused me and is better than nothing.