Buffy Summers Your school was promless? Isn't that, like, illegal or something? I mean, there has to be something that -- Even Snyder wouldn't take away prom and he's like the top of the evil charts.
Buffy Summers Must be all that hinky Canadian influence. Ugh. Well, don't worry, I'll usher you into the age of prom. I mean, there's ... well, dancing. And more dancing. And sometimes, there's even punch, though I'm not sure I'd trust it if I were you. There's talk of spike-age.
Buffy Summers More or less. Or fun at their own expense. But let me tell you, it never ends anywhere good. Last time I took a sip of spiked anything, I wound up --
Buffy Summers Your school was promless? Isn't that, like, illegal or something? I mean, there has to be something that -- Even Snyder wouldn't take away prom and he's like the top of the evil charts.
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Kara Kent It wasn't that they took it away. There just wasn't any student interest.
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Buffy Summers Must be all that hinky Canadian influence. Ugh. Well, don't worry, I'll usher you into the age of prom. I mean, there's ... well, dancing. And more dancing. And sometimes, there's even punch, though I'm not sure I'd trust it if I were you. There's talk of spike-age.
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Kara Kent Spike-age? With what?
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Buffy Summers Not sugar, that's for sure.
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Kara Kent Why do they spike it? Is it ... not good?
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Buffy Summers No, it's fine, they're just looking for an extra kick and some entertainment from the people who don't get the memo.
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Kara Kent Oh. So it's just fun at other people's expense.
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Buffy Summers More or less. Or fun at their own expense. But let me tell you, it never ends anywhere good. Last time I took a sip of spiked anything, I wound up --
Well let's just say it was really, really bad.
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Kara Kent I've never really seen the point. And the stuff tastes pretty bad anyway.
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Buffy Summers Same. Well, I mean, other than that one time but it was a bad one time and ... So wait. This is your first dance, isn't it?
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Kara Kent If I go, yes. I'm a sophmore, so someone would have to ask me.
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Buffy Summers Oh! Well, there are plenty of senior guys posting about single's awareness, I'll bet you can find one of them to bring you in.
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Kara Kent Maybe. We'll see what happens.
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Buffy Summers And I mean, if not, there's always the sneak in the back door option. I hear it's had a definite jump in popularity this year.
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Kara Kent Sneaking in just for a dance? I think it'd probably be easier for me to just wait.
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