o11// [fandom post]Fic-- Kanda's Miraculous Cake
Kanda's Miraculous Cake--
by Allen Walker.
Kanda Yuu is the city's most grumpiest baker but his cakes are out of the world meaning bad. Often with his husband, Rabi, they would serve cakes in Rabi's bookstore.
The bookstore is old and filled with many books and sad excuses for cakes, and they have a young daughter named Nana who has pink hair.
Rabi wants everyone to experience Kanda's wonderous and delicious I'm lying cakes! So he invites a random homeless man off the street to have cake in his bookstore and hopefully this homeless man will invite his homeless buddies and they can live together as a family who does charity of spreading knowledge of rare books and feeding good cakes meaning that hopefully Rabi will not become a victim of Kanda's horrendous cooking after diverting his wife's attention :(.
"Something is missing in this cake!" exclaims the homeless man, twirling a finger in his nartually permed black hair and pushing up his ugly glasses.
"Impossible!" says Rabi in surprise, dramatically knocking over a big stack of books which startled poor Nana into tears of oblivion anger fright.
Kanda rushes out of his kitchen looking angrier than usual, waving his rolling pin around like some idioT.
"KANDA HE SAYS YOUR CAKES ARE MISSING SOMETHING." YELLS RABI LOUDLY IN CAPSLOCK. KAnda immediately rushes over and beats up the homeless man and tosses him out along with the cake.
"It's not missing anything now," the homeless man stutters and cowers in fear before rushing off with the battered cake to spread the good to his homeless friends.
Thus this is the start of Kanda's wonderful cakes, spreading to each country with its horrifying delicious smell and taste.
All thanks to Rabi and his homeless buddies.
ps. they became poker pals in the end. of course, the friend of Rabi's from the next country is always the best at poker.
end.
o/ I wan caaaake. :D And I'm 16 now.
[ooc: all strike-outs are STRIKED. OUT. in this post, meaning that no characters can read it to increase the irony. :3 LOL HI ARU ILUU. \o/]
by Allen Walker.
Kanda Yuu is the city's most grumpiest baker but his cakes are out of the world meaning bad. Often with his husband, Rabi, they would serve cakes in Rabi's bookstore.
The bookstore is old and filled with many books and sad excuses for cakes, and they have a young daughter named Nana who has pink hair.
Rabi wants everyone to experience Kanda's wonderous and delicious I'm lying cakes! So he invites a random homeless man off the street to have cake in his bookstore and hopefully this homeless man will invite his homeless buddies and they can live together as a family who does charity of spreading knowledge of rare books and feeding good cakes meaning that hopefully Rabi will not become a victim of Kanda's horrendous cooking after diverting his wife's attention :(.
"Something is missing in this cake!" exclaims the homeless man, twirling a finger in his nartually permed black hair and pushing up his ugly glasses.
"Impossible!" says Rabi in surprise, dramatically knocking over a big stack of books which startled poor Nana into tears of oblivion anger fright.
Kanda rushes out of his kitchen looking angrier than usual, waving his rolling pin around like some idioT.
"KANDA HE SAYS YOUR CAKES ARE MISSING SOMETHING." YELLS RABI LOUDLY IN CAPSLOCK. KAnda immediately rushes over and beats up the homeless man and tosses him out along with the cake.
"It's not missing anything now," the homeless man stutters and cowers in fear before rushing off with the battered cake to spread the good to his homeless friends.
Thus this is the start of Kanda's wonderful cakes, spreading to each country with its horrifying delicious smell and taste.
All thanks to Rabi and his homeless buddies.
ps. they became poker pals in the end. of course, the friend of Rabi's from the next country is always the best at poker.
end.
o/ I wan caaaake. :D And I'm 16 now.
[ooc: all strike-outs are STRIKED. OUT. in this post, meaning that no characters can read it to increase the irony. :3 LOL HI ARU ILUU. \o/]