Open Letter

Jan 20, 2009 00:03

Dear Starbucks Customers,

I am your barista.  This means that I will smile at you, ask you how your day is going, and get you your drink the way that you want it as fast as possible.  What it does not mean; however, is that you have the right to call me pet names.

I am not your:

Sweetie
Honey
Sugar
Baby
Babydoll
Sweetheart
Angel
Boo
Girlie

or ANY OTHER name you may think to call me outside of my name, or Miss.

I am also not:
You!
Hey You!
A Bitch
A Cunt

or ANY OTHER name that you may think to call me outside of my name, or Miss.

Thank you,

Lowly Barista

P.S.: If I do MY JOB and get you what you ordered, please to not say "Good Girl" as I am not a dog.  It is embarassing for both of us.

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