tHIRTEEN || still remember their names and faces

[limerenceloli]

[Saya picks up the phone and FILTERS it from Massimo, Japan, Vince, and anyone else who watched the Latvia-eating episode SAYA KNOWS WHO YOU ARE ... except for you Latvia, you're not filtered.

Edit/: Apparently Kid and Yuuka aren't filtered either, the bastards.]

Would somebody like to teach Saya how to cook vegetarian?

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I use this icon way too much

[mydedicatedfix]

[HEY WAIT A MINUTE]

... Oh?

ALIVE, thanks - also 1/however many I need to express her horror

[limerenceloli]

[Wait she knows that voice...]

[limerenceloli]

[... fuck, she knows that voice.]

[limerenceloli]

[GODDAMMIT DIDN'T SHE FILTER THIS THING FROM OCD MCGEE?!]

[limerenceloli]

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[limerenceloli]

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[limerenceloli]

[limerenceloli]

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... hi Kid!

[mydedicatedfix]

[OHOHOHO KID WAS NOT LISTED, I AM TAKING HELLA ADVANTAGE OF THIS]

So, I hear that you are interested in learning to cook vegetarian?

[limerenceloli]

... maybe.

Are you a good chef?

[She dreads the answer already.]

[mydedicatedfix]

Why, Saya.

I am a perfect chef. Cooking is an exact science, after all.

SORRY FOR LATE REPLY ... computer at work decided to break down ;-;

[limerenceloli]

[If Kid can read minds, he'll hear an enormous sigh expelling from Saya's thoughts.]

Wow, so I guess you're good at cooking delicious vegetarian dishes?

poor dear

[mydedicatedfix]

[Really, Saya? You think he's aware of other people right now? I mean, how long have you known him, now? Dude's self-absorbed as hell.]

Absolutely! Why, after all, who do you think I am?

Starting you with a simple curry or stir-fry is a solid idea! Oh-- but goodness, do they even have tofu in the 1950s? I don't believe it caught on until a decade later in America.

[limerenceloli]

... a crazy person with too much time on their hands.

Right! That sounds great! Thanks so much, Kid, ahaha!

[THE AGONY.]

[mydedicatedfix]

I'd be happy to come over and teach you, if you'd like. We could plan a trip to the grocery! I'm sure you'll need instruction on how to tell the good vegetables from the bad-- or rather, should I say, fruits? Did you know that more than half of what we consider to be "vegetables" are not that at all?

[pratter pratter]

[limerenceloli]

Like... tomatoes, right?