fIVE || and the worst is yet to come

[limerenceloli]

[Good morning residents of Mayfield~ Saya is going around the neighborhood taping questionnaires on the doors of each household. They read as such:]

Questionnaire

Please answer the following questions as completely and truthfully as possible.

1) My gender is (check all that apply):

[  ] Male
[  ] Female
[  ] Neither

2) I am of the _____ species (check

Comments

[covets_humanity]

[Envy skims the questionnaire and then crumples it in his hand.]

No solicitors.

[limerenceloli]

[When Envy isn't looking, Saya sneaks back and TAPES ANOTHER ONE ON HIS DOOR.]

[covets_humanity]

Damn it. Okay, fine.

1) My gender is (check all that apply):

[ X ] Male
[ X ] Female
[ X ] Neither

2) I am of the _____ species (check all that apply).

[ ] Human
[ ] Robot
[ ] Demon
[ ] "Country"
[ X ] Immortal
[ ] Alien
[ X ] Other (Please specify): Better than you.

3) I wish to have children in the future/now.

[ ] Yes
[ ] No
[ X ] I do not possess reproductive organs.

[limerenceloli]

[The next day, Envy will find a letter in his mailbox reading:

THANK YOU FOR PARTICIPATING IN OUR QUESTIONNAIRE .

UNFORTUNATELY, YOUR RESPONSE HAS BEEN DISCOUNTED DUE TO YOUR INFERTILITY AND GENDER CONFUSION.

HAVE A GREAT DAY.

SINCERELY,

Saya]

[covets_humanity]

[Envy looks at it and laughs to himself.]

Confused, huh? I don't think so. Ha.

[limerenceloli]

[OH THE IRONY YOU ANDROGYNOUS CREATURE]