Slap the Computer's Ass
I am now the proud father of a 20" Apple iMac.
I am also the not-so-proud father of a depleted checking account.
Ironically, when I got on my PC to purchase the iMac - it crashed...
Lately I have been getting a bastard's amount of sleep.
I would assume a 'bastard's amount' equals close to none.
Anyway, while I was watching MTV at 4:30 in the morning - I witnessed one of thee worst music videos I have ever seen.
Ring the Alarm is Beyonce's new video, and her new video is proof that she has lost her damn mind.
You would think that at this point in her career she has full creative rights when it comes to making her videos. That fact makes this video that more emotionally disturbing.
I do have to say that this was one of the first times that, unbeknownst to me, my jaw actually slowly slackened open in complete shock and disgust.
She is so spastic that I almost had a seizure, and I do believe that you can actually see her mouthe, "I don't know what the fuck I am doing, help me."
Lastly, is there really supposed to be a story that we are expected to decipher out of this convulsive maelstrom?
Dear lord.
You be the judge.
http://www.youtube.com/v/iIrzJle8Eok