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Rita Weddell (11:54:19 PM): Did I tell you yesterday
Blyth (11:54:20 PM): what?
Rita Weddell (11:54:27 PM): About how I went to Jamie's house
Rita Weddell (11:54:39 PM): and when my parents picked me up at midnight, my dad asked "Was anyone else there?"
Rita Weddell (11:55:07 PM): "I mean, was Blyth there?" "No, she stayed home to paint. It was just me and Jamie, (we were) hanging out."
Rita Weddell (11:55:10 PM): And he was like...
Rita Weddell (11:55:30 PM): "Hanging... okay, so, are you two, are you... You and Jamie? Are you an item?"
Rita Weddell (11:55:34 PM): "...Daddy, I love Neil."
Rita Weddell (11:55:36 PM): "What?"
Blyth (11:55:41 PM): HHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Rita Weddell (11:55:42 PM): "Neil's my boyfriend."
Blyth (11:55:49 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHH
Rita Weddell (11:55:52 PM): "Oh, right right right right, Neil..."
Rita Weddell (11:56:04 PM): And my mom was like "Geez David it's only been two and a half years"
Rita Weddell (11:56:16 PM): I fucking wish I was making that up
Rita Weddell (11:56:22 PM): It sounds like it's out of a bad sitcom lol