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[limaxbeans]

your mom goes to college

i hate when i was tired...but then im not tired...and then i have to get up at the crack of the afternoon to go WORK

what the hell is that

for britt and liz....

me: "britt, sit up, you're going to choke if you eat the bread that way"
britt to liz on the phone: "oh liz, i gotta sit up, im going to choke on bread"
liz: "britt, you said you liked polka dots?"
britt: "i love polka dots"
liz: "POLKA DOTS!"
britt: "yes im chewing on the polka dots right now"

good night